Enrique Iglesias has a small pecker

Anna Kornikovia could get her hooks into me anytime.

I have a co-worker who has a shrine to Enrique over her desk. Enrique calendar, Enrique clock, Enrique magnets, Enrique as far as the eye can see.

You know I’m forwarding her a copy of this.

Okay, I’m not. I’m not that cruel. But another co-worker who’s reading over my shoulder definitely is. :smiley:

When he goes off, he’s half cocked..

:dubious:

Ha! I’d like to get my hook into her, is more like it.