How do I know? you ask.
Well … let’s just say I have knowledge of such things.
Okay, I read about his idea to launch a line of small condoms.
Latex finger cots.
Problem solved!
I read the OP and thought “Alright! Some dirt from one of our own!”
I’m so disappointed.
If that half a pack of Tums in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Latex finger cots are not “ribbed for her pleasure”
They’re also not lubricated or spermicided.
So I can see a market there.
There may be a market, but how the hell would you advertise. Can’t see many ppl queueing at the chemists to ask for a pack of extra small condoms.
[Steve Martin]
And it will come in a package clearly labled “Not extra small condoms!”
{/sm]
Or maybe they’d go with “special size.”
I believe the term is “fun sized”.
How about “fun size”, like chocolate bars.
Well, it’s still better than “bite size”. Shudder
Nah, what you gotta do is imply that using The Secret Iglesias Family Recipe these “economy-sized” condoms will increase the wearers penis size and girth until women (or men) are beating down your door like cops on a drug bust.
They should put a picture of Enrique’s smiling face on the wrappers. But cover up the mole because that might be a bit of a turn off.
The theme song, of course, is dad’s “Of all the Girls I’ve Loved before.”
It’s not the length of the c*ck, but the depth of the vox.
It’s how the guys sings, not the size of his schwings.
If he can muster vibrato, even with a mini-torpedo…
If he can move you with ululation*****, who needs penetration?
A sonorous tenor could always cunnilinga-you later!
*****I’m afraid I must leave the more graphic possibilities of this to your imagination.
[sub]Not so[/sub] HUGE CONDOMS [sub]FOR A [sub]not so[/sub] HUGE GUY[sup]TM[/sup]
This warning should be printed on every box:
“WARNING: Prolonged exposure to extreme heat can cause latex condoms to degrade. Do not store these condoms in the glove box of your overly masculine and extremely expensive sports car.”
From Enrique’s ad campaign:
“All I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed ♪
Is a condom diminutive …” ♫
They could be named “Rosebud” (put your thumb between the first and second finger of the same hand. That’s a “rosebud”)
Condominis!
You owe me a new keyboard.
spends ten minutes cleaning out pepsi
Ha! 
Wow, I can’t believe he admitted that. Must’ve taken a lot of balls - but not so much cock.
I can’t be the only one who remembers when, a few years ago, he claimed to be a virgin. Right? Anyone else remember that?
Anyway, I know much, much more about Enrique’s sex life than I need to now.
Yeah, like he had any chance to stay a virgin once Anna Seemyvulva got her hooks into him…