jello dope shooters. i signed up here because im about to get fired for posting on the “inappropriate” msg board i usually post on.
some things im wondering…
how many spelling nazis on here?
how old are u guys? im 25.
will u pee in this cup for me?
Greetings and welcome, meta-sin.
Comment: Some work sites would be okay with this site. On the other hand, many have banned it. This board may be work-friendly in some places, but not in others.
A few of my opinions:
- Most people here do generally like to see standard grammar, punctuation, and spelling on these boards. If you post “teh” instead of “the” a time or two, it is not really a big deal. However, if you consistently fail to capitalize initial letters in sentences or use “u” instead of “you”, people will often take you less seriously around here.
Somewhere in this post, I will most likely succumb to Gaudere’s Law, which states that in any post where one poster comments on the grammar, spelling, or punctuation of another poster, the poster making the comments will commit some error in grammar, spelling, or punctuation.
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I’m 23. I can’t speak for everyone else, of course. It appears to me that there is a wide range of ages here. (FYI, the minimum age requirement to register here is 13.)
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If you don’t know this yet, take note – this site has absolutely nothing to do with drugs. For the most part, we are fans of Cecil Adams, who gives us the straight dope on almost any subject under the sun.
Nazis? You want Nazis, boy howdy have we got Nazis for you.
We’ve got spelling Nazis, grammar Nazis, math Nazis, logic Nazis, politics Nazis, smiley Nazis, link Nazis, and spoiler Nazis.
We have Nazis for home or office use, Nazis that make your silver shine like new, Nazis to summon various beings from eldritch subspaces beyond our perception, Nazis infused with orange zest!
We have humor Nazis, truth Nazis, new and used Nazis of every make and model. Here’s a 1938 German ex-commandant, only two owners, makes a great fixer-upper. Here’s a new 2003 neo-Nazi that comes with AM/FM stereo, leather seats, and the latest in swastika design. Stock Nazis and modified racing Nazis.
Last but not least, look out for those Godwin Nazis.
I’m just kidding around. Welcome aboard, meta-sin.
I didn’t notice the thread title was the OP’s username and thought this was going to show me some brand-new, totally revolutionary way of behaving scandalously. I am so disappointed.
Sorry, I don’t pee in cups. Pints and quarts are more likely.
Oh, and I’m 31. And a half.
Welcome aboard. Just what was this inappropriate message board, if I may ask?
And: no, this site is not about drugs, I’m 30 (physically), and I won’t pee in your cup.
Well, I’m really more of a Grammar Nazi than a Spelling Nazi. Still, I don’t go to extremes of correcting people’s posts unless they start talking about Spelling/Grammar Nazis.
Just to warn you, I (and probably a lot of other people here) will think that you are being downright lazy if you refuse to capitalize letters, consistantly omit apostrophes from contractions, and constantly substitute “u” for “you”.
Not that people will normally point this out to you. They’ll just silently downgrade how important they consider your posts to be.
Dude, that should be “consistently”.
Bwa haa haa haaaaa! Gaudere you.
Woah. Did I miss a memo? Is there a list?
I, too, thought I could up my Dante’s Inferno Score here… oh well.
I allegedly just turned 30. Since I can’t remember anything of the celebration, though, I prefer to say I’m 29b).
Alright! Sixth level of hell with the heretics!
Dude, that should be Bwaa.
Bwaa haa ha haaaa! Gaudere you.
Exit: meta-sin