Enterprise Bounty spoilers

So yeah, whatever happened to this show? I watched the first season and remember there being a whole lot more Magog (sp?) but now that I try to watch it, it’s as though they never existed.

Mr. Wolfe got fired and it became “The Hercules In Space Show”.
The guy who played Tier (sp) quit because they screwed his character to make Hunt lok better.

re: kingpengvin’s observations: Yeah, I hear ya. It’s a pretty weird and fragmented way of constructing a prequel, to start from the end rather than the beginning. I thought that the whole point of this series was to recapture some of the excitement and novelty of the original series (or at least cash in on nostalgia), not to reheat tired leftovers from the later incarnations. But I could have been wrong…

And as far as panda goes, I’m pretty pro-panda myself, but it’s not as though the TOS universe was totally sterile and asexual. They COULD have done both panda AND retro, and that would be cool with me.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the one thing of which I wholeheartedly approve in Enterprise:

Those awesome blue jumpsuits. Love those. I think the world would be a better place if everone wore bright blue jumpsuits - in fact, when I’m Queen of the World, it’ll be law.
Blue undies, too.

Kn(I just really like blue)ckers

No, my dear tarragon, no culpas. :slight_smile:
Keckler’s 13-page transcript/commentaries at TWOP are absolutely priceless. I especially love the invented verbs: “Quantum hypocrites,” “Phlox incredules,” “Trip duhs.”

Or at least the old style talking computer:

[robot voice]James…T. Kirk…Starship commander…USS Enterprise…Commidations…Palm Leaf of…Axanar…Federation Medal of Honor…Handshake from…Boss Hogg…[/robot voice]

Spock: Hey, wait a minute, i just beat the computer in chess. Illogical…

Computer: Yes…But I have…The Power…Now…

::Computer turns of life support::

Kirk: that… thing…just killed one of my crew!

kingpengvin, as much as I hate TOS, I agree with you wholeheartedly. We already have three shows detailing the 24th Century, its denizens, and its politics… we don’t need a fourth series and a supposed prequel telling us even more about it, especially when it overlooks the catalyst for the entire franchise that took place in the 23rd Century.

Flesh out the proto-Federation… try to explain why all that Kirk seemed to run into was humans, Terrans, and Earthlings. Show us the Yang and Kohm planet, Beta Iota, that Nazi planet, and all those other stories. We don’t need another goddamn Borg episode.

AAAAARRRRGGGHH.

Was that the sound of you being assimilated, Aes? Cause, of course, resistance is… oh, you know the rest.

I’m watching TRL.

Lord, help me… assimiliation would be heaven compared to this.

TRL?

Isn’t Carson Daly a salt vampire?

10 minutes to go.

[settling down in my easy chair]

What the-?!

The Dark side has taken him. There is no hope.:frowning:
Boba Fett better be in this episode, that’s all i’m saying…

Oh god no – Boba Fett would just get accidentally killed by a tribble, or some such thing…

Next week! Hoshi must mate…! or die…! (oh, wait… she already got laid on Risa… :-D)

[teaser]
They look more like Dr. Zaeus than piggies.

Sounds like Homer Simpson at times.

Where’s Ender?

My Dope time stamp is wrong. The above shudaben 8:04 NOT 7:57!

What’s up with that?

Panda: “Decon!

hmmm… continuity within the series… wtf?

Funny that they continually advertised this episode on the T’Panda Needs Nookie angle, since the title (Bounty) indicates that the primary point of the episode is the Archer story.

And damn friggin UPN! The show is on now, on the cable channel currently carrying UPN (which they keep frigging moving around), and the stupid UPN feed keeps dying. The show blips out and I get “Weak Signal” on the screen for about 5 to 10 minutes at a time, and then the show comes on for another few minutes. I’ve probably missed half of it (or more) so far, and what I’ve seen is not continuous.

ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Monstre Smash!!!

growl stomp mutter

Oh come on…! a ship full of men who haven’t gotten any for months, and nobody will do her?

T’Pol’s ass jiggles in her panties as she runs.

Phlox rocks!