[from Nemesis]
Picard: “Fire at Will.”
Riker [eyes wide open in surprise] : “What the hell did I do?!”
Quantum [furrowing his brow into the shape of a Kwispy Kreme donut (with lemon filling!)] : “Oh no…”
Ewan McGregor as Catcher Bloq : “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
Hey! I just compared myself to him not even three days ago! What’d I ever do to you?
Sorry, man, just calling a spade a spade.
But I wasn’t the one who compared you to a weenie jackass. Sounds to me like you’ve got low self-esteem. You want to talk about it?
That’ll be 90$ an hour. You can book an appointment with my secretary.
When did I compare myself to cplant?
Remember, Aesiron, “If you don’t pay, you don’t get better”.
Kn(*)ckers, what is the significance of the asterisk?
<Re-reads all the posts where Aesiron tried to compare me to loathed and reviled characters>
<Attempts to find some sympathy for Aesiron>
I’m sorry captain, but if such a phenomenon exists, it is in such miniscule amounts that even our most sensative equipment cannot measure it.
smashes Linus’ piano
Whoa, hang on a second.
I’m androgynous now? When did that happen?
About page 7 or so, I think.
Hey Kn*ckers, I think you’d better make sure you schedule some of that time for Anger Management.
No sweeter a taste that you could find than fruit hanging ripe upon the vine. There’s never been an oyster so divine… a river deep that never runs dry.
The birds and the bees they hum along; like treasure they twinkle in the sun. Get on board and have some fun. Take what you need to turn you on.
Boys, boys in the girl’s room… girls, girls in the men’s room. You free your mind in your androgyny…
[ shakes fist at Linus You posted 'fore I could! :mad: ]
Pics are ready! But be forewarned: I’m not wearing any…
make-up.
Don’t you mean, “Oh Boy…” …Boy?
Did you guys know that Kn*ckers is only 22? I would’ve guessed she was 28 or so. :eek:
The stuff you learn by reading MPSIMS. ;dubious:
:dubious:
Really??? Dang, I’m an old geezer-ette.
Makes me feel better, though. 'tween you, NCB, cplant, and Linus, I was beginning to feel like a young’n. ;j
What the-!? 11 pages? Stupid work and school!
Hmmm. I don’t remember ever mentioning my age. Is it the way I write? Here, let me try again.
Yo, wassup. Gonna show my l33t skillz, d00ds.
Oh, the heck with it. How old do I sound?
“I used to be with it. Then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary .” - Grandpa Simpson
Note to self: Lie about age in future.
Actually, I’m 154.
in cat years
I thought Linus was about six. I think it’s the blankie thing.
carni: Re: your asterisk-significance question. Damn, am I going to have to address this again? Sigh
It’s a Monty Python reference. The * doesn’t stand for anything particular in my mind (I never say Kn*ckers out loud, so it doesn’t have to), but if you want to make up a letter or letters to replace it, that’s up to you. If you’d like to read more, go find the MPSIMS threads on the subject, from a couple weeks ago.
Cheers,
Kn(Old enough to tie my own shoes, at least)ckers
Hey, if you leave part of your user name ambiguous like that, you must expect peple to inquire.
Normally Mother doesn’t let me play with people like you.