Santa Claus conquers the Martians?
No, no it was Bonanza. The one with the aliens, Hoss and the anal probe.
It was that Wonderful sci-fi I liked just fine.
with jimmy
it was too sci-fi
had time travel
and a space scene
This episode was dumb, dumb, dumb. I don’t even have the energy to dismantle it, other than to say I felt really bad for Jolene Blalock. I mean, you’d think they’d at least try to treat the character (and by extension the actor) with a modicum of respect. They’re not even pretending T’Pol is anything more than a walking Maxim spread. (And didja notice in the credits who was the director of the episode?) Just plain boring and predictable and stupid. And the Archer “A-plot” was worse.
You’re trying to make me cry, aren’t you?
Big black guy. White apron. Poofy hat. “Hello, children! Let me sing you a song about rubbing blue gel on the pneumatic bimbo.”
No, no, no!
"Hello, children! How are my lil’ crackas today?
Rubbin’ blue goo
On th’ pointed eared
Party doll!
Rubbin’ mah goo
on th’ pointed eared
Party doll!
“Say, do you little cracka’s know why T’Pol’s feet don’t get wet when she takes a shower?”
I can’t go on.
Hey, I warned you, but did you listen?
I don’t know
I don’t know
I don’t know why
I can’t get enough of your goo
Babe
Ohhh, your pointy ears are oh so fine
mmm, your kisses taste like Andorian wine
I can’t get enough of your goo
yeah, babe
I just wish you would disrobe
So I can rub you down
I’d make you feel illogical
And make your ears go round
Ohhhh oh babe
Yeah
I don’t suppose Issac Hayes is a doper…
No – that was tarragon, not me. My UPN channel was falling asleep and losing the feed. GRRRRRRR! So I only saw bits and pieces – guess I will have to see if UPN plans to repeat it this weekend.
WhaWhaWha…!!! Are you screwing around, or was this for real?
Damn crappy local UPN feed…
He’s screwing around, Monstre.
Viva: Isn’t this just the logical step after Seven of Nine? An effort to get the testosterone poisoned to watch.
Ummmm…Was I in on this conversation? Uh, yes. Sure. I guess so. Anything ya say.
NCB: Can I walk yet? Huh? I think I’m the one around here with no clue. I’m still crawling around on the floor.
And considering that it took me nearly an hour last night to get Hotmail to work, let alone this Board, I’m inclined to blame my continuing fragmentation on the Xindi.
They’re gonna blow the shit out of Earth, and they’ve started with my computer.
Fortunately, this is one aspect of their uniforms the Star Trek convention-going fans haven’t had to duplicate.
Only if the warp engines were inwented in Russia.
My apologies. That was Cervaise I should have been speaking to.
the Xindi are gonna make Trip go more red with anger than he usually does!
He might even bawl.
[AC/DC]
I like big bawls
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And we’ve got the biggest bawls of all…Next week!
Quantum is on Late Late Show right now and said Enterprise is definitely renewed for next season.
I didn’t know it was a question.
If it doesn’t go the full seven seasons, the Trek franchise’ll be in some serious trouble.
uh, oh. They got B&B running scared! Too bad they can’t fix the problem correctly (good stories, continuity, more topless Hoshi)