I’d go listen to it, but I just couldn’t do that to my co-workers. It’s just too cruel.
Plus, I’m chicken.
Kn(Cluck!)ckers
Is it possible to die of boredom?
It’s a good thing I’m not threatening suicide. You guys would probably cheer me on. Yeesh.
Shut up, NCB.
…and you too, Linus.
There’s more Shatner here, plus Nimoy, plus Nichelle Nichols screeching the TOS theme song.
Still bored?
Pelvic curls. Pelvic scoops. Inner thigh squeeeeeeeze.
What is it about Pilates?
WTF? 
Damn, boy! What happened on your Dopefest?
you know, suicide is the number one killer of certain age groups. trust me, I won’t joke about it…
Well, I think we all need something to do!
Pile on!
Ooh, I also figured another good thing about having an emergency hospital visit and a lingering condition… Weight loss!
I’m gonna write a book about it and thus get rich again, you’ll see! 
Now. Where the hell are my crayons?!
Come on, people! How the f_c_ do expect to write that goddamn book with no crayons?!
Ah… here they are…
Dammit! Where is the green one?! :mad:
Oh, hi [v]Biba[/v]!
Dammit!
:dubious:
I wasn’t saying I was contemplating suicide, only that with the support I get here, it’s a good thing I’m not. (I.e., I was whining. Again. :p) Pay attention to me, damn it! 
Blue’s my favorite color.
You’re still here?
Did you see or touch any monkeys?
I spanked one and it spit on me.
You know, either way you look at that, it’s warped.
Life is good.
::Munch, munch, crunch, crunch:: uh, i don’t know…
(Wanders back into the room)
Hey, Tars, did you know that your tounge is green?
a) Tars eats crayons? I thought I’d be more surprised to learn that.
b) NCB: I’m looking forward to that book. If I may suggest a title, I think Me and My Kidneys has a ring to it. Hillary Clinton WISHES she’d called her book that, instead of Me and My Philandering Husband, or whatever it is.
c) viva’s links are starting to scare me. Are you feeling okay, Honey, or are you just scraping the bottom of the barrel, ST-related resources-wise?
d) Aesiron, don’t despair. We love you. Some if the fellas just have trouble expressing that, because of our emotionally repressive society. Blue’s a very nice color, BTW. It’s my second favorite, after green.
e) Hi, Linus. Sorry, I don’t have any specific comments for you. Maybe later.
Love,
K****
The problem with those green crayons was they weren’t ripe yet!
I’ve a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I’d beat you within an inch of your life, but i forgot my tape measure!
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Wait a min…
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas i’ll never know!