It was already filled out by Malcolm. But hey, whatever works for ya.
No replies since last night??
Where is everybody?
OK, in hopes of briefly… well let’s be honest, fighting off boredom, I propose a new game: Using only the episode title or a variation on the title, write a TV Guide style plot summary. I’ll start. (Just so you know, channel 45 is our local UPN affilliate).
(45) 7:00-8:00 Enterprise
Catwalk: The Captain learns humility when, after Porthos attacks and injures a high ranking alien’s pet, Archer is kidnapped and forced to wear a collar and leash and take the cat’s place on daily strolls with the alien.
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Catwok: The crew is horrified to discover that the new ship’s mascot was accidently sent to them in a package marked “Galley Supplies”
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Cakewalk: After an attempt to introduce T’Pol to more human customs, Trip and Archer hear the story of one of T’Pol’s ancestors who, in an attempt to mediate a dispute over a pastry shop, inadvertantly sparks a civil war.
(45) 7:00-8:00 Enterprise
Catsuit: While testing the limits of how tight a suit T’Pol can be poured into, the crew learns that it is truly all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.
I worry about you.
I sure wish I could get those bloopers to download properly.
Curse you, AOL!
Okay, NCB, that was good…Now go get me some ENT bloopers. I wanna see Bakula swear when the dog pees on his ankle. I wanna see Blalock bump into something and fall down. I wanna see Keating start laughing while drinking something and shoot the liquid out his nose. I wanna see Billingsley knock things over in SickBay and break them. I wanna see Montgomery say something–anything at all. I wanna see Park playing tag with someone in the corridors. I wanna see Trinneer do a blue undies striptease. I want an antidote to next week’s rerun of “Stigma,” the we’ve-got-a-message-for-you-viewers-except-it’s-twenty-years-too-late episode with the social service announcement at the end. :rolleyes:
Oh, now I’ll go play Linus’ cool new game.
“Look! You play games with me and we’re through here!”
“Oh. May I go now?”
( UPN ) 3:13am - 1:72pm (care of Crewman Daniels Time Displacement Apparatus Type of Machinery Stuffs™) Enterprise
“Dogma” - Crew beams down to pre-warp society planet where Tripp is mistaken for the Messiah. Parrallel (you spell it, then! Bastards!) Worlds idea first conjectured for continued series enhancement and budget savings by Admiral T’Pol. (Yeah, we here at TV Guide don’t much care about spoilers or canao ourselves. Except for Dyann Cannnon! Rowf!) Ya want a better synopsis? Bite me!
Man, I shoulda benna Jesuit.
Enterprise, UPN, channel 13, 8pm Wed. or 7 or 8pm Sundays, So. Cal.:
“Stigmata”: T’Pol encounters a virus which only affects Vulcan physiology and causes her to bleed green from the hands, mostly, making her an object of worship among the primitive humanoids on the newest unexplored planet. When she finally gets better, they turn on her and drive her out (not that she isn’t happy to leave).
“The Expense”: Archer happily accepts every needed supply offered to him by a seemingly altruistic race–only to discover later that he actually has to pay for the stuff. GalacticPayPal and VulcanVisa won’t do it; it’s gotta be slave labor. He presses everyone else into service, sits back and watches water polo while the crew performs manual labor under the searing alien twin suns.
NCB: Shouldn’t you be in bed, young man? Don’t you need more Regulan bloodworm therapy?
I’m bored as hell!
I went to the bookstore this morning and spent over $100 on various things, including a new map.
My lack of strength Monday caused me to put off my next project til next week. Playing it safe. Plus, GF is now out of town (family stuffesis) til Eagle’s concert Sunday, so watch out for some MAJOR posting…
Did you know you can buy bookmarks that are also pens?! How cool is that?
Yeah, I’ve been out some, bidding on new jobs and stuff, but even just climbing out on someone’s roof was a total work out for me.
FTR, I’ve been eating my new diet, yes. Lots of fresh veggies and fruits (I actually really like that stuff ), and some newly found recipes for fish, chicken, and mostly veggie dishes. Lots of shopping and experimenting, so I’ve been kinda fighting boredom that way.
God Almighty, how can you guys with office jobs stand being in one place, sitting for long periods of time, and similar thingies…? I’m going right loony, I tell you!
(You don’t want to see a psychotic NCB now do you?)
We haven’t?
You’re just jealous. 
(45) 7:00-8:00 Enterprise
Stigma: On a Very Special episode, the crew learns a harsh lesson in career choices from this week’s guest star, Leonard Nimoy.
( Yoo Pee Enn! ) E=MC² to 14¥ Enterprise
Fortunate Son - In the Mirror Universe, the crew of the †SS Enterprise are waylaid by CCR and other protest rockers who find their real cause.
Next week: Moulin Rogue Planet - Buffy and Spike sing while killing people and things.
( TV Guide Shit ) - Enterprise
Vanishing Pint - Hoshi’s beer slowly disappears and no one knows why.
I thought only women were allowed to join the Benna Jesuit.
Very nice, NCB and Viva. Glad to see someone having fun with this.
(45) 7:00-8:00 Enterprise
Six Sigma: The voyage grinds to an ungainly halt after Archer attends a management seminar and decides to implement TQM on board, causing the crew to spend the rest of the episode writing meaningless reports, defining process, and generating mission statements.
DUNE joke! I got it, I got it!
NCB: Just as long as you stay away from the Veggie Tales, it’s cool if you eat vegs.
Did you know you can buy floaty pens in very questionable taste?
Warning: this is a bizarre link:
http://www.chrissycaviar.com/ccaviar/
I think Kn*ckers is probably right to be worried.
Speaking of questionable taste…
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Varnishing Point: Hoshi enlists Trip’s help when the Panda convinces her to begin restoration of a newly inherited antique wooden “marital aid”.