“Singularity” isn’t so bad…though now that I’ve had a few months to think about it (yeah, I’m slow at times–blame it on my hamster), why the hell isn’t Archer’s chair one of those easily adjustable ones like–you know–ours? Trip has to take it all apart just to fix the height? Good gravy.
Maybe they figure, if you’re tough enough to serve in Starfleet, you’re tough enough to have a non-adjustable chair?
Oh, that reminds me - Singularity is the infamous “Trip’s hands all over Archer’s seat” episode. How I love a good double entendre!
I’ll wax Entendre after Metaphorical and Eloquent. Line 'em up.
“No, Entendre, you have to wait… What? Oh… Um… non, Monsieur Entendre, attendez, sil vou plait. Monsiur Legume Carnivore a autre gens pour cirer.”
I think I probably got that French all wrong. It’s been awhile since high school…
But it rhymes! I didn’t realize that until the second reading. Yay for rhyming!
I also remember this as the one where Trip runs a parametric scan of Archer so he can capture every dimple in his ass and every furrow in his brow. What he might have done with such information…well, maybe that’ll be the sequel.
The Poet Trekkiat of The Dope™
Search me…I’ve been searching for the Enterprise Singularity Spoilers thread so I could resurrect it this week for a repeat rebash recritique. Crapped out.
Spaz
Kahn Noonian Sihngularity?
U meen I hafta spel stuf rong to surch for it???
Duhhh…
should have just searched for enterprise. there’d only be like three matches for that one…
Well, would you believe…I actually conducted such a search, and it STILL wouldn’t come up! That damn missing letter ruined everything!
I searched for “Enterprise Spoilers”.
I’m so S M R T, smart.
A friend and I often quote Homer Simpson, thus:
“I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T–I mean, S-M-A-R-T…”
you just reminded me.
I’ve never actually seen the episode… I just stole it from a friend…
I’m not even sure which episode this is anymore…
What episode?
This is going to be the Trek Doper’s equivalent of What if LotR had been written by someone else?!, isn’t it?