I would remind Kn*ckers that libraries have computer labs with internet access.
I have her pants. She can’t get far without them.
She doesn’t want them back. After you’ve been wearing them, they smell like Dracunculus vulgaris.
Well, yeah… the pair I have on does but I have all her pants, almost all of which haven’t been worn.
Yet.
On a more important note, my step-daughter’s dog Maggie is in the news.
P.S.
I believe Mrs. Plant is also mentioned in the article.
I liked the bit about the elves, too…
AArrrrr, I’ll keel haul the lubber that calls me significant other a pirate!
Well, she is from Arrrr-kansas…
and she does wear an eyepatch…
hmmm…
Eyepatch?
Oh, that Borg thingie.
We all have that, since Arkansas was assimilated during the Clinton Administration.
I thing Maggie is better looking than Porthos.
I bet she smells better, too.
Hey, Viva, look here!
14 pages, 655 posts. And no Trek. :dubious:
re: the link. I think i see nipple. Shouldn’t a Vulcanians* pink bit be green?
*It’s what they called Vulcans in the first few TOS eps. Since ENT is b4 TOS, shouldn’t they all be saying it “Vulcanians”???
They only said “Vulcanians” once, I think. It was the guy running the colony where Spock was hit by the spores. Most of the time they said “Vulcans,” so it’s okay.
You were nipple-searching? Hmmmmm…I’ll just have to take a closer look.
No, no nips. It’s your imagination/desire/wishful thinking. 
I’m such a Kirk.
My phaser bank gets charged up when the solar wind ruffles a gaseous anomoly.
That means: me so panda.
“Me so panda! Me so panda! Me rub you long time!”
Oh, dear. Somebody please start the Season 3 Xindi premiere thread soon!
Get a grip, Viva. Buck up!
:dubious:
click on the Vulcan
Night of the Illogical Dead!
Wow… that is pretty bad. I like panda as much as the next panda lover but gah.