TRIP: “No, Cogenitor. You’re it.”
It wouldn’t know what tag is any more than it’d know what “the coast is clear” means, dorks. 
Isn’t a dork a little person, in some other country? There’s a novel called The Dork of Cork, and I’m pretty sure it’s not about dumbasses, buttmunches, maroons, or such.
Would, too!
Spaz!
the title of the book would seem to indicate Ireland. A bit slow tonight, are we? :dubious:
Random Guest Alien: “What’s a spaz?”
Trip, in full joking mode: “Well, it’s a…tool I use in Engineering. It’s also a very great compliment. And an appetizer. And in some parts, it’s a hairdo.”
Do you think the Universal Translator translates all the slang and idioms too?
Like Chekov with the playing games bit in STIV:TBWH*
“Look, you play games with me, you’re through!”
“I’m through? May I go now?”
*There Be Whales Here
Yeah, but I ain’t read the book. I like the title, though. Too bad they changed it for the movie, which was called Frankie Starlight. Didn’t see it. Dumb title.
I em lookeeng for nuclear wessels. Ken you tell me where dee nuclear wessels are?
I think they’re in Alameda. And don’t call me Ken.
Alameda? Det is what I sed!
Do you like Italian?
But where is Alameda?
Italian language?
I like Spaghetti Eddie’s. Yes, I dig Italian, though I’ve been in a Thai mood lately.
Bah! What kind of Trekkie are you? That’s the funniest part of the whole movie and you don’t even recognize it.
And every time I place a phone order, the Thai Guy says, “Thank you, sir. Bye bye.”
I chose to futz with you.
The correct response is: “(Kirk and Spock, interrupting each other)Yes. No. Yes. No. I love Italian. And so do you.”
See?
Wrong! You forgot Spock saying yes afterwards… double dumbass on you
*I hate you
And I berate you
And I say SCREW YOU
We’re all bloody worthless*
CLUNK
Now there’s a song to have stuck in your head.
Well, hate, screw and berate my coding. I have a hunger that never dies. And it is messing with me!
It’s been a long time… getting from there to here…
Well, I was following this thread okay, right up until the part about Alien Fresh Jerky, but then I kind of lost it.
Mmm. Alien Fresh Jerky. For all your jerky needs.
Kn(who has never eaten jerky - alien or otherwise - in all her life)ckers