And is perpetually premenstrual on this one. Coincidence? I think not.
K***
PS.: I spelled “Weird” wrong before. I’m so ashamed.
PPS: DAMN, another one of the horrible cinnamon ones! Ouch! Hot! Burning!
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So, um, can I pay for that COD? I’d like it delivered before last month’s rent came due.
Thanks.
Btw - howya feelin’, NCB? All better?
Er, I’ve been meaning to ask you if the check will go through now.
Then. Later. Whenever.
::ignoring the present (uh… past? future?) conversation::
White licorice? What the hell? I like the black kind. The red sucks.
That’s why it’s red.
So you’ll know.
Sometime there will be a rule, a directive of some kind, that they color of candy and Whiskey truly reflects the flavor.
But what about Vidka and pull-taffy? We must speed the day…
Sorry.
Vodka and pull-tiffy.
Dammit.
What do you call Russian J-Lo and P-Diddy?
Much better, thanks.
My friends are all having conversating with me on the hydrochordone (or whatever the hell it is… I don’t care about the name, just give me some, baby), getting responses that dwarf the non sequiter stuff that I normally do. My cousin said that I was hitting on the attending nurse, but I thinks she’s lying.
The CAT scan girl, tho, was sure she knew me. Maybe I’ve done work for someone she knows (I get almost all my jobs from word of mouth, people are so happy to show others what a cool new place they have now), or maybe I ran into her at a night club, or even just around town. I’m one of those people that everyone wants to talk to, for some reason. I’m used to it, but it seems to bug (to a greater or lesser extent) the girl (SO or otherwise) or group of friends that I happen to be with, yeah.*
Hey! I’ve met some pretty interesting people that way.
You forgot the Twizzlers™, Plantifyingandeliciousman, they are hollow so you can use them as straws for your 7 UP, you know.
Jeebuz, the things they’l be learn’n kidz theez daze :rolleyes:
Here is a list on puctuation I may have ommitted or missused:
,
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:
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(
!
*
†
‰
¢
¥
£
§
®
and ¿
Insert them anally three times daily. I mean, insert them into the text body as needed.
*not ending sentence with preposition…
Kn*ckers: You’re killing me. Please keep it up.
NCB: I can see that you are on meds; it was quite obvious from your e’d .wav files. I shot something back that might not be edifying, but I recommend that you hold on to your torso tightly while listening.
Aesiron: I thought we already had one of those multiple, amplified Denobulon marriages…? Too bad; I ain’t giving up my ball(s). I spent two hours last night with balls: between the thighs, knees, under the tailbone, under the legs, under the neck; a TheraBand around my ribcage; a tennis ball under both feet (not at the same time), 11 other wimmins and a male dance instructor in a freezing cold room. I am one tuff kookie, I tell youse. Thank gerdness, there was no Sweaty Buttcheeks guy in sight.
Oh, and I’ll send you your tape priority, probably tomorrow.
And I’m what, chopped live…er, dead gagh?
Hang on to your leaves, bub, I’m getting to you…
A.S.P. (Another Summer Project): Forget about “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” Let’s do…My ENT Doper’s breath smells like…"
carnivorousplant’s breath smells like all manner of dead bugs.
NCB’s breath smells like Kudos laced with painkillers.
Linus’s breath smells like his thumb.
vivalostwages’ breath smells like watered-down casino cocktails.
Kn*ckers’ breath smells like godawful cinnamon, chocolate and licorice.
Add or amend as you please.
Aesiron? Achernar? Wearia? Tars? Tracer? Etc.?
amendment already:
carnivorousplant’s breath smells like chopped liver. 
Or maybe that was Cervaise’s.
I’d rather be chopped liver…
WTF are kudos?
OK, OK, OK.
Tars Tarkas’ breath smells like Sola.
YOU’RE the one who’s always munching and crunching and asking what flavor Kudos we like!
What is sola?
Sola is Tars Tarkas’ babe, a’la Edgar Rice Burroughs “A Princess of Mars”, but let’s not tell Tars, I want him to look stupid.
…damn.
I have NEVEr said the words Kudos!
Maybe in a Mirror Universe!