no, that’s just wrong!
Yeah… that’s sick, dude. What do you think I am? NCB?
I don’t eat the kittens.
I merely taste them.
<-- going to a huge concert in June (will be skipping work)
hopefully no one at this concert eats a kitten.
Have you ever noticed how kittens play in the cat box and then rub their paws on their faces?
What’s a cat box?
i’ll tell you when you’re older…
Yes, Carni, but I always steralize them first by immersing them into alcohol for several hours.
Actually, I never once thought of that before now, and now you are cursed to heck for ending a decade long tradition. :wally
In that case, you know that human mouths are dirtier than dogs’ mouths, right? 
Depends on whether said human mouths have just been reciting dialog from the South Park movie or not.
I’ve never seen a full episode of South Park.