i needed the money to get the new improved one that you inflate with warm water. Unfortunately, the heater broke one night, the doll froze solid, and when i woke up and squeezed it, due to condensation on the surface it shot out of my hands, crashed through the window, landed in the neighbor’s car, and somehow put it in neutral, causing the car to start rolling down the hill, which gained it enough momentum to head toward the freeway. I think she’s somewhere on I-280 now…
Oh, and i’ll be in Hawaii starting tuesday for 10 days, so i won’t be around much (not that i’ve been around much lately, things were getting hectic)
Will they let you take Hoshi as carry on?
Speaking of carrying on…
Check this out…It’s Japanized (?) and hilarious, and a bit naughty. Check out “Thing you’ll never see…” and you’ll see Hoshi as you never have before.
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/enterprise_oddities/home.html
Kn*ckers! Put down that workload and get clickin’!
Uh uh, Hallmark’s Keepsake ornaments are imminent. Check out Archer n’ T’Pol:
He’s in his usual My-'roids-are-acting-up-again pose, but I want to know know where his furrowed brow and little doggie are.
Uh uh, Hallmark’s Keepsake ornaments are imminent. Check out Archer n’ T’Pol:
He’s in his usual My-'roids-are-acting-up-again pose, but I want to know where his furrowed brow and little doggie are.
What the? I made a post in here last night… I know it. What happened? Did the hamsters or NCB eat it or something?
Anyway, as I was trying to say: I’m being stalked by a female Doper on AIM. We had a nice conversation last night but she wouldn’t tell me who she was.
If you’re reading this, reveal yourself!
[crunch… munch munch munch]
Yeah! Show us your tits!
Well, it could be the gal you so brazenly mention in your sig.
I don’t think so, though. T’ain’t me either.
I don’t have a sig. Do you mean my location? If so, I don’t think Kn*ckers is Japanese and living in California. 
Your mention of japanization or whatever was what made me think to share my… uh… dilemma.*
Pft… dilemma… yeah, right. I’m being stalked by a possibly hot Asian chick. Dreams do come true.
You’re being stalked by some woman who thinks 6" is a foot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get a grip.
I meant location, durnitall. That’s the second time in a week…
Blame it on the humidity.
Well, she did say I looked better in them than she did.
Oh, and the girl hasn’t been online since IMing me. I’m starting to think it was just Tars in drag.
dragging his knuckles, maybe…
Wait, I forget - are all the girls in chat rooms really middle-aged men, or is it just the ones who claim to be busty nubile 16 year olds?
Or have I said too much?
Yes, Linus, yes they are.
There’s no Santa Claus, either.
I hope we didn’t just ruin Aesiron’s day.
Kn(don’t worry - Tooth Fairy’s still real, so start pulling!)ckers
Tooth Faerie? Or Tooth Fairy?
Is his name Bruce?