It’s not Evil Dead, fer goodness’ sakes. It’s Evil Dead II. Two. TWO!!
I’m expecting Army of Darkness interludes from you any minute now.
Which one of those has the tree rape again?
The Larch
Malcolm raped a tree? I thought he was afraid of water…
He was a knotty boy…
The tree was asking for it! All decked out in fall folliage, branches swaying naughtily in the wind, bark glistening under the morning dew…
[sub](that is a nominee for the most disturbing thing i’ve ever written!)[/sub]
Nah, as long as you didn’t say anything about “knotholes” you’re allright.
Let’s kill him now, while there is still time.
Just because.
Those are some dog ugly goats.
You keep out of this. He doesn’t have to kill you now.
Explain.
Will somebody please kill someone now?
Who?
How about crewman Daniels? He’s only died once so far…
But that was before…I mean after…during…
dammit
I killed a man in Reno just to watch him travel back in time and show up later.
I, like the Vulcan Science Academy, believe that time travel isn’t possible.
You see, I’d planned to invent time travel and then come back in time and give myself the plans for a time machine.
But I haven’t shown up yet. Didn’t show up. Won’t show…
Dammit again. Before. During…
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
Give me some sugar, baby.
*Army of Darkness, yo.