I’ve been trying to get the thread back up for “The Breach” because I think they’re doing a double-header this coming week, but so far ain’t got nothing but “Website not responding.” Will make another attempt.
In the meantime, check out this perverse vineyard verse:
I’ll be careful…
[ignoring Linus]I love the internet.
Tonight I was bored and had nothing better to do so I watched some show on NBC called “Dog Eat Dog” where people are paid to do stupid stuff while getting wet in skimpy clothes. Being a 21 year old male, I was obviously a bit intrigued by the concept and decided to watch and found one of the contestants to be downright yummy. I rooted for her and she eventually won $5,000. Whoo.
Anyway, hours later, I was bored again since the Dope was slow so I decided to fool around with some search engines in the almost infinitely small chance that she would have pictures on the 'net somewhere and I somehow found some screencaps. Whee!
I love the internet[/ignoring Linus]
Hey, what is my arm doing on the floor? and why is it covered in ketchup? AND WHY IS IT HOLLOW???!?!?!?!?
tracer just got back from watching Gigli… maybe he took it out on you while you were napping?
Fellini, actually.
Remember, the protagonist director was making a science-fiction movie in 8 [sup]1[/sup]/[sub]2[/sub] .
You do remember, don’t you?
Besides, you see, if I were really a Star Wars geek, I would know to respond to Linus’s feeder line above by saying, “You’ll be dead!” except I’m not so I don’t.
See?
Cervaise, the fact that your explanation makes aboslutely perfect sense scares me more than I care to say.
However, I don’t believe you. I personally think you were trying to avoid the arm on the floor covered with ketchup because you know how hard it is to type movie reviews in that condition.
Rent Evil Dead 2 and watch for the scene where the rampaging cut-off hand is scuttling around the floor. Somebody finally slams a bucket down on it to trap it. Then they put a book on the bucket to weigh it down. And the book is…
A Farewell to Arms.
That’s worth the rental right there.
I take it back.
You are Old LAdy Zelsman.
Who? What? Huh? What’d I miss?
A reference to another post and my third grade teacher, the most e-vile person in the universe. See Also multiplication tables.
Now who’s Malcolming?
:dubious:
Malcolm is the tactical officer on Enterprise.
He does not rent “Evil Dead”.
Cite?
Do you think I’m stupid enough to admit that I broke into the Block Buster data base and
dammit
Ha ha!
carnivorousplant wrote:
To which NoClueBoy replied:
What, you don’t remember the following exchange between Archer and Malcom in the water polo episode?
ARCHER: “I’m watching water polo. Care to join me?”
MALCOM: “No thank you, Captain, I’ve rented Evil Dead and it’s due back tomorrow morning, so I need to watch it tonight.”
ARCHER: “Right. Phaser-cutting phasers.”
That was only in the Chezchoslovakian version.
Oh… I thought Quantum said “Which way to the armadillo?” to which T’Pol (not Malcolm) replied “A suffusion of yellow.”
You can see why i was confused.
Was that before, or after, the part where they sliced open this guy’s eye with a razor blade?