The only scale I’ve seen an engineer use is a CAD program and the CRC Handbook.
The things I do for you guys…
http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup1045.html
http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pages/skugroup4589.html
http://www.holmans.com/eStore/Model_2_new.asp?Modelid=320
Behave yourself or I will post more links.
haHA! they sell phasers!
Good gad, those people owe me for advertising…
Just remember, kids:
Oh!
When you said “triangular ruler”, I thought you meant one of those square rulers used or measuring corners, like this:
http://www.maptools.com/UsingUTM/UTMcorner.html
… only with a cross brace across the two ends to make it triangular.
Thanks for bringing us back to normalacy, Tracer.
I was afraid of “I love arms”.
Very afraid.
Old Lady Zelsman was never that evil.
Link Lunacy!
Porthos loves this site.
What dog wouldn’t?
[true story]I met a guy who had no arms. Brushed his teeth with his feet.
He was really good at basketball.
[/true story]
[another true story]
When I was in high school, I was on the wrestling team. One of the teams we faced had a guy who was born without legs. Our wrestlers hated wrestling this guy. One reason was that many wrestling moves (such as takedowns) involve grabbing legs. Also, because this guy essentially walked on his hands, his arms were amazingly strong. He played football as well, IIRC.
[/another true story]
[yet another true story!]
I went to school with a guy who had no bones. His friends wheeled him around in a bucket. I also went to school with Braga and Berman.
Hey! So that’s where they got that idea!
[yats!]
I went out with a girl who had no brain.
We couldn’t go parking because she would start yelling “Brain, brain, what is brain!?!”.
…I think I got that right…
I went out with a girl who had a miniature penis and a scrotum.
…was her name “Maggie”?
{i swear this is true!}
I went to school with a guy who was nothing but a big toe and a left eye. I got into a fight with him when he dumped my books, and poked him in his eye. It messed up his contact and he was saying “My Eye! My Eye!” then i grabbed him and flushed him down the toliet!
{/100% true!}
No, but I can’t tell you what her real name is. Privacy, and all that. I just refer to her as “Hermaphrodite #1” in conversation.
#1 implies more hermaphrodites, i smell more stories that your keeping from us, please share!
It’s all on his DVD.
I like the director’s cut.
You sure you wanna hear about this? The whole story makes a lot of people squeamish.
A Brand New Enterprise Episode! :
Very cute. They mostly have all their limbs, though.