Enterprise Judg(e)ment spoilers


Yes, he would have to be Grandpa or Great Grandpa Duras. He sure looked like Gowron, though. Those eyes…

I made it through every single episode of every single Trek incarnation ever, and I intend to watch every ep. of this one even if I’m one of the last ones standing by the end.

vivatheunrelenting


Archer doesn’t have one…yet. The Klingons would have them, I’m sure.

As bad as all the rest of the Enterprise episodes. I give up on this series. Floxx is the only redeeming feature (other than eye candy T’boobs).

Did anyone notice that the Klingon “cranial crests” have evolved into such extremes that some of them look like they have horseshoe crabs attached to their foreheads?

Didn’t piss off quite everyone there, Archernar. I happen to agree with every one of your points. Especially about the tripe that was TOS.

The movies were great for the most part but the original seventy-nine episodes were some of the most horrendous television I’ve ever been exposed to.


And Viva, so long as UPN allows it, I’ll be standing there beside you at the end. If not, I’ll be there in spirit.

I like you, Cap’n Acherner, I just really didn’t like this ep.

Though I did preface that I’m not big into the whole Klingon thingy antways. I find them plodding, dimwitted, and predictable. In every Trek. Except TOS’ Day of the Dove. That was cool, but it makes me a geek to think that. I applaud you your forthrightness in defending your tastes.

I have seen every one of all the Treks except DS-9, because DS-9 began to bore me. Near the end, I watched again and it was okay. Anything centered on any Bajoran just right put off, tho.

I guess I’m specist.

Hi, Viva, honey! How you doin’?

Romulans rule, Klingons drool.

Deep Space Nine was the bestest Trek ever.

Best Klingon line ever:

“There! can! be! no! peace!.. while! Kirk! lives!”

Hi, ClueCraver! I’m okay but am off to Risa to get defragged for 2 days and 2 nights (really), and won’t be able to play with y’all over the weekend. :frowning: But somehow you will prevail. You will survive and get through it. It’s not as long as you think.

It will feel like a long time to me, though.

Hey, Kn*ckers–whenever you come back on here–have you ever noticed what nice thighs Bakula and Trinneer have? They are well defined even under their costumes. I just wonder what makes them walk kinda funny. (I notice the weirdest stuff…but that’s not unique around here.) Must be old sports injuries.

Mmmm…thighs. Guys’ thighs. I bet they taste like chicken.

That vacation isn’t getting here fast enough.

The funny walk is 'cause of their shoes. Look at them.

I don’t have a foot fetish. I’m a thigh woman. Just as there are breast men, there are thigh women.

Really? It’s their boots? I hadn’t noticed. What’s wrong with them?

Bakula looks like his lower back is going out on him, and Trinneer looks like he’s stiff.

Trineer looks like he’s stiff? Thought you were a thigh woman? :dubious:

There’s not much more sexy than a sleek woman’s stomach from my point of view. Yum-my.

THE WAY HE WALKS! STIFFLY! LIKE HE’S GOT SOMETHING–oh, never mind! It just won’t come out right no matter what I say!

Then you must be enjoying T’Pol’s flat stomach, eh?

They look like they have way too much stiffness in the what would that be called? Vamp?

The part over the ankle and on up. Similar problem in TOS, 'cept TOS also had bigger heels. The short guys got pretty dern high heels (tho chunky-ish, like ropers) and had funny walks.

Kirk was one of the short ones

Has to be a bare stomach for it to be fully appreciated, Viva. And not all of them are created equal so I don’t know if she has yummy abs or not.

It gets real cold and since it’s a prison planet and they don’t give you any good lotion, you’d get all chapped if you didn’t stay in your nice tunnel. Duh.

So so they live on the same planet? The Breast Men and the Thigh Women? Will we be seeing them this season?

When we say Enterprise is good or bad, it’s compared to what? All the other sci-fi on the telly right now? Or the level the series shouldbe at given the Trek history?

As far as what it couldbe, Enterpriseis merely mediocrely sucky. Not really trying too hard to break new ground (OK, not at all), but still a reliable product week after week. But still it’s only second season. It could get better.

Right now, the competiton for our hearts and minds is pretty much Andromeda. We’re not doing so bad with Enterprise. Even though it could be much much better.

I can say no more than this:

I gave up half way through the episode in disgust and watched something else. I guess sucking is an “Star Trek Event!!” now.

:rolleyes:

Well… why do you watch it if you know you’re going to hate it? I realize that I originally turned it on to begin with because of my loyalty to Star Trek, but if it had let me down, I probably would have stopped a while ago. I’m not that loyal. :stuck_out_tongue:

How could I have failed to notice? I mean, I do have a working pair of eyeballs in the front of my head, you know. Those two definitely have some fine drumsticks. Happy Thanksgiving!

Ugh. That was cannibalistic and weird. My apologies.

Maybe they walk stiffly because the jumpsuits are a little ill-fitting? One-piece outfits are pretty uncomfortable by nature, so that could affect one’s carriage, I imagine. Especially if the torso is just a little too short for you.