Aes, I’m gonna put an Outer Limits on your tape Sat. and mail it Monday. It will be full by then.
Swank. Is it adaptations of the original series? I used to love the ones that came on Showtime in the mid to late nineties but haven’t watched them in years.
Love your sig, by the way. 
PS: Everyone sucks for not wishing me a happy day of birth. I didn’t even get a crummy card for the Great Bird’s sake! I see how it is now. Hmph. Just wait until the next time we run across an Orion Slaver ship. Just wait.
So did viva.
Seems I fergot, what with eating all that cake n stuff.
Hippy birfdee, Aes. May the Great Bird’s Supplanters grant you your own reset button.
What NoClueBoy said.
OK, fine. You want birthday wishes a little closer to the actual day, I wish you and your (less whiney) clue challenged compatriot the happiest of birthdays.
May you both get a naked singing telegram from Hoshi and T’Pol.
viva’s forgiven since she’s sending me a birthday present of some sort; cplant is forgiven for looking so cute in that dress; and **Linus ** will be forgiven if he has Hoshi come by twice and have T’Pol stay at home.
I still intend to sell NCB, Corner, and **Wearia ** to the Orions though. That should be enough for a down payment on one of their girls.
Totally off-topic: Tars, check out this thread at a message board I administrate. As another space geek, I figured you’d get a laugh out of it. Everyone else is free to click so they can point and laugh as well.
vBulletin software has been secretly taken over by the KKK, who only want to see faces that are “white”?
(Although, to my eyes, that bluish shadow on the bottom of the smileys makes them look Andorian. Now all they need is antennae.)
I got your present today, **viva ** and I love it… it’s awesome. The card was great too. Those damn weather balloons!
Drink up–or down, depending on your mood. 
Glad it arrived.
The Outer Limits is from the third incarnation that was on in the 90s. Don’t know which episode. I was gone at the time it was taping, out at the movies seeing Monster. :eek:
Here you go, everyone:
Five-Minute Similitude
the Human Knows! Plan B will commense immediatly! Prepare the Bowling Ball for Easter Island!!! Ack! Ack!!
Happy belated birthdays Aesiron and NoClueBoy. So much for wanting to have it closer to the correct space-time coordinates.
Can you forgive me if, instead of helping you on that down payment for a Green Orion Slave Girl, I arrange for a star of a signficantly lesser magnitude to bare its breast on international TV?
That’s my guess. I think he sincerely sympathizes with Archer but has his duties and loyalties as well.
I also thought the visual gag where you saw Shrann’s antennae over Archer’s head was funny. A cheap laugh, but a good one.
Xindi Happy Fun Ball must be like the One Ring–it resizes itself to its owner.
Maybe I’m just too easy to please, but I really like Enterprise so far. I liked Voyager too 
Hey, all:
Aesiron’s pissed 'cause he claims to be the only ENT Doper who likes Reed, and Dominic Keating sent ME an autographed b/w photo with a personalized note on it.
Oh yeah? Well I have a signed color picture of Uri Gellar, with a personal message telling me to buy his books!
Is Mr.Keating the self proclaimed greatest psychic ever?
I think not.
He used to do that to me too, until the restraining order. He’s still hiding in my bushes as we speak…
Just wait… I’ll get you back by getting signed Bakula and Trineer photos! I’ll have my revenge!
Silly, Bakula can’t write.
Nor read.
That’s why he’s always furrowing his brow or giving the “who farted?” look. He’s trying to remember the line they just gave him.
I have a tennis ball with dried Porthos saliva on it.
No, but he is by far the greatest portrayer of Lieutenant Malcolm Reed that the world has ever seen.
Aes, I thought you wanted Hoshi.
Your tape is on the way. It’ll be easier to fill up tapes now that Feb. sweeps are in full swing.
Well, yeah, but what I want her for I can’t describe in polite company.
I only want Trip an’ Quantum to rub them in your face.
Wait, no… scratch that last part. That wouldn’t exactly be something you’d hate. What I meant to say is that I only want their autographs to brag to you about how I have them and you don’t.