Don’t let him insult you, Tars!
Phaser cutting phasers at five feet.
I would be proud to be your second.
Can I have your CDs?
Haven’t we done this before?
Where are my pants?
Is that like the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight?
It is a reference to a phaser in the Canadian version of Devil In The Dark. Consult the language banks or Wearia if you are interested.
corner case, verb: To write a lengthy, organized and focused post with alternating positives and negatives on every aspect of a certain episode. Not to be confused with Cervaising or kingpenvining.
*Get thee to Hallmark ASAP and check out the Archer and T’Pol Christmas ornaments. The T’Pol is very sleek; the Archer one is good but hilarious because they posed him in his command chair as if he’s on the john and leaning forward. All he’s lacking is a newspaper.
So it is our mission, nay, our Holy Crusade, to list what we feel he should have.
How about a copy of Maxim?
Are you trying to imply something?
—Tars Tarkas
Guess it’s your turn, viva.
vivalostwages (from the roots viva and lostwages, litterally translated as “can you give me twenty bucks for this watch?”):
n.
1.) a trek doper babe
2.) a pleasant glue that holds fraying threads together
v.
1.) to point out errors in grammar or usage, usually for comic effect
BTW, I’m glad I gave you a better quote for your sig. The first one felt like you threw it in 'cause you didn’t want me to feel left out, but that is a proper sig line.
It’s not easy, being green.
-Tars Tarkas
I think Quantum would be reading an issue of Popular Quantum Mechanics while on the poop deck.
[Quantum really furrows his brow…]
…ploop…
- Tars Tarkas
Jeez, Tars, that’s really gross.
-Tars Tarkas
Yeah, Baby!
THE KING IS A FINK!
- viva tars pelt
Um … I was personally involved in the whole phaser-cutting phaser incident, you may remember.
But a phaser-cutting phaser that cuts through phasers? That’s a new one on me. Which episode was that in the Canadian version of?
Phunney theeng iz, this episode that’s coming up has a reference to cutting phasers right in the synopsis!
Trace, any luck finding ENT DVDs yet?
That’s why they call it a phaser CUTTING phaser, since it cuts through PHASERS.
Gee.
It’s like the difference between the “Redundancy Department,” and the “Department of Redundancy Department.” Wouldn’t you rather be a member of the latter?
Well, since only A Chosen Few got sigged, you must realize that you were not merely “thrown in.”
Tars: verb To rhapsodize and drool about Hoshi.
“He Tarsed about the episode promo featuring Hoshi-Panda until the full episode aired and he found that she appeared in only one brief scene.”
