And third! And forth! and fifth! Four arms comes in handy in areas other than making out!
I think the main problem I had w/ DS9 is that it was a space station. No travel. Did they forget what “trek” means? It doesn’t mean sitting on a platform in space. And the characters weren’t very intersing. TNG had Data and Troy and Warf. Voyager had 7 of 9 and the other semi-borg. That Changeling guy on DS9 didn’t do it for me. Enterprise has Phloxx (or however you spell his name) as the best character. And like I said for Enterprise, this weeks episode was the only one I liked. The others were mediocre at best.
DS9 had the war! big booms! lots of death! ship fights Star Wars hasn’t answered in quality! Quark! GARAK! Sisko!
sure there were BBEs (boring Bajor episodes), but they got fewer and fewer as the series progressed.
But, they kept Kira and Odo, two of the most static characters ever introduced to Trekkers.
Some of the DS-9 eps were Solid Gold, but you never knew when O’krapa was gonna show up and make Kira’s lips purse. Plus, I kept looking for some Benson ref and never got it.
If someone could give me a list of DS-9 eps that didn’t have Kira, Odo, or pansy aliens as major players, I’ll make sure I see them.
BBEs = *Shades of Grey * (TNG). All of them. Horrid.
Pontificating Janeway Eps are just as bad.
Troi: “I’m sensing great joy, Captain.”
“And gratitude.”
“Joy.”
“And gratitude.”
Ha! You’re a dead boy, NoClue!
Tars, my Five Giga Joule Compression Phaser Rifle, PLEASE!
Q?
Now would be a good time!
Wait!
What am I worried about?
:::BAMF:::
how many walls does this place have?
A “very good shot”? I’m only a good shot with a phaser-cutting phaser! You know that!
The hell does a Second do, anyway? Stand in to be killed if I bugger off?
Oh! I remember! They bring a cell phone to dial 911.
(Relax, Tars.)
The Second’s job is to make sure that your phaser-cutting phaser is in good condition, and to tattle on the other guy if he cheats.
Ah.
Tars is good at the tattling part.
This is a total “Degeneration”!
Ooh, hey, that sounds like a cool episode.
Daryl Revokm, you old dog, izzat you?
Que?
Quesadilla?
Seven layer burrito.
Chingalinga?*
*this is the actual name, despite the nasty sound.
I am not! I’m tellin’ the mods you said that!