dammit where did I put Moby Dick?
[Shatner]carnivorousplaaaant[/Shatner]
From Hell’s heart. I, er…
(Why can;t I get this damn thing into reverse?)
stab at thee!
Your’s is the superior way… [death rattle…]…
It’s “Yours is superior [referring to Khan’s intellect vs. Kirk’s].”
“I shall avenge you!”
And then a certain Doper or Dopers will say, “Dammit, viva, stop editing everbody’s posts!”
Damn it, Viva, I’m a Doper, not an elucidator!
Dammit Joachim, you little shit, you didn’t put gas in the shuttle craft after you took it out last night!
COMMIT??? COMMIT??? FTW does that mean?
Oh man, I bet this is gonna hurt…
WTF does that mean?
Must be a time warp…
You must’ve inverted the phase inducers of the graviton pulse using the deflector dish again.
I hate it when I do that!
We’ve only got one shot! Polarize the hull plating, re route the inercial dampeners into the warp core, reverse the polarity of the forward anti matter drive unit and do an irish jig while throwing around Lucky Charms down your pants! This will summon Superman who in turn will drag a Klingon battleship around the Sun at 8000 TIMES THE SPEED OF FARTS and thus send us back in time to retrieve bell bottoms from the 1960’s! Then we will travel back and rehearse Monty Python’s Llama Sketch until soymilk flows out from our utters! This soymilk will be channeled into the coolant tanks and create tribbles that will wear the bell bottoms and act out parts of Grease.
Now that would make a great episode.
Boy does it feel good to get that out of my system.
The last time i flew around the sun, I was arrested because i broke Ape Law…
Which reminds me - they don’t have a deflector dish to re-route the inverted positronic dechyon field through yet. How in the Galaxy have they even survived this long?
Oh, and have they shown the Vulcans actually being the slightest bit logical at any time during the first season and a half?
I think Spock made the whole “ruled entirely by logic” thing up as an enormous joke. On the last episode of the last season, they’ll flash 200 years in the future, and show him laughing his ass off.
Mr. Spock doesn’t laugh unless he has a snootfull of spores.
Slashfic!!
Which one… Ape shall not Kill Ape
Ape shall not Kill Abe
or
Please do not pick nits from your mate while worshiping in the Lawgivers temple?
A planet where Spock evolved from Enterprise era Vulcans? :dubious:
Sareeeeeeeeeeek!
Take your mind-erasing tendrils off me, you damn dirty pancake.
Tendrils?
Is that a crack about plants?