I know. Or is being controlled by the Platonians (or whatever they were called from Plato’s Stepchildren). As an aside, there’s an episode that the producers must have decided never happened.
Anyway, how else can you explain it? The completely logical Vulcan, based on the evidence in “Enterprise”, simply doesn’t exist. Spock was simply yanking everyone’s chain and the rest of the Vulcans of his time were playing along (as they have a very highly evolved sense of humor). Hence, when they finally decide to reveal this, the ass removing laugh.
He’s talkin’ about that episode with the flying pancakes where Spock gets blinded. ::cues up Blinded by the Light on the Jukebox::
What kind of pancakes can’t go out in the sun, vampire pancakes? That’s another violation of Ape Law, right there!
The Vulcans will change in the next hundred years as humans will.
Of course, the “jerk” Vulcans will probably still be alive in a hundred years, indeed, running things…
Maybe Porthos will wake up on Serenity and it’s all been a dream.
I thought those hairy guys at IHOP were truck drivers…
No, not Porthos. Hoshi. Stepping out of the shower. That’s the only proper way to show that it’s all been a dream, right?
Can we compromise on Hoshi and Porthos stepping out of the shower?
Tars! Buck up! Get a grip, man!
Mmmmmm…Hoshi stepping out of the shower…
i guess i won’t be getting any more work done today, too busy fantasizing…
::Porthos has broken Dog Law and must now be sacrificed to the nuke::
One day, Archer was served a special breakfast sausage and vampire pancake plate carefully prepared by Chef. But the sausages tasted funny. He suddenly realized that Porthos was nowhere to be found and tried hard to wake up…
but it WASN’T A DREAM!!!
Serenity Now!
Gad, I am so disoriented.
It wasn’t “a nuke”
It was a hydrogen bomb with a cobalt casing. Once detonated, it would set up a chain reaction ending witht he Earth’s atmosphere being blown off the planet.
At least, that’s what the monkey told me.
Viva, my name is God, not Gad.
Get it right.
I’m so disoriented, Gad.
Unfamiliar fluid keeps falling from the sky and I don’t know what to make of it.
Um, rain?
People outside of Calipornea see it on a regular basis.
pornea is a Greek word loosely translated as “fornication” by some Bible thumpers.
Californication was so popular, I shouldn’t have to mention the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
So, Calipornea was a masterpiece of punnery by the Great and Mighty Me.
You may bow down now.
I got it. I give you a little head-bob that will serve as a bow.
So…how about dem Andorians?
Ummmm…they’re blue?
You got spoilers for us already??
Actually, for Wearia and some others, that should be tonight, no?
And for others among us, we’ll be late to the party, since we tape ENT and TZ and don’t get home to watch either till 10pm.
I note NCB’s sig with a unique appreciation.