Enterprise: The BReach spoilers (really)

What? You prefer brunettes? Subcommander Donatra was hot in Nemesis. She more your type? ;j

Brunettes and redheads. I was born/have been/will be/am both.

I’m partial to brunettes.

Blondes are okay but I don’t see the appeal. Redheads… ehh. I never did like Crusher or Kira that much and their haircolor had at least a little bit to do with it.

Sure, why not? When does the DVD come out?

Wha’? :dubious:

Sometime in May, I think.

It’s Southern thing. I didn’t realize they spelled it like a Yankee.
Thanks.

Oh, don’t change it. I wasn’t actually criticizing (for a change). I like the extra “p” somehow.

Do you do Mayweather’s name as Meriweather on purpose too?

I’ve always had a thing for blondes. 'Specially blondes with long hair. And I don’t know why; it happens on a subliminal level. It must be bred into the human genes that control instincts that blonde = hot chick. (Either that, or it’s because my mom’s blonde so I’ve associated blonde hair with femininity from a really young age.)

Too late, Viva. Kn(nosey)ckers nailed me on Mayweather. I just heard his name wrong. It’s not like he ever says his name, or anything else…

:eek:

tracer’s new name is Oedipus.

I categorically deny having nailed carni.

What? Oh. You didn’t mean that. Right. Sorry.
Kn(not especially interested in any particular hair color. It’s what’s INSIDE that counts. Like a pancreas, a spleen, and a four-chambered stomach)ckers

I take it you’re not a big fan of the song “I want a gal just like the gal who married deal old dad”, either?

Ew, no. I’m not that kind of Southerner.

Hey, that X-Files was set in Pennsylvania!


“Home.” Egads, what a freaky sick episode. Loved it, taped it, one of my favorites.

I also wrote a short story along similar lines…

In your short story, did Mulder and Scully Do It?

X-Files fanfiction is rqeuired by law to feature Mulder and Scully Doing It, y’know.

Doing what?

You know. It.

It. You mean leading us on with high expectations while filling our eyes with Canadian scenery, telling us it’s really Albequerque NM or Broken Bow OK or Ugly TX or Normal TN and then leaving the show because your freak’n Tea Leoni wifey wants you to live in LA all the time instead of when you’re not shooting and trying a spinoff of the Lone Gunmen that fails because the one thing you left out was any interaction with so called normal seeming authority figures and having Scully find religion again even though it seems that the aliens used her to get back at the cabal that had Deep Throat killed just when you thought it would all be about conspiracy and unmarked helicopters yet Alex Trebeck ended up being a Men In Black type of hired henchman who travelled around with semi-pro wrestlers who were trying discredit Kolcheck (the Night Stalker) who by some fluke appeared to be on to something until Spooky goes to Antartica to save hgis one true love (aliens) but finds out that his siter wasn’t abducted by either aliens or a conspiracy but by clones who engage in honey bee manipulation whilst hiding records and DNA sample in a large mine in West Virginia while Darren P. Oswald listens to punk music all the while planning how to get out and tell the world that it’s really Skinner and not the CSM who holds the wildcard in regards to getting Thor’s Hammer off of that ship and back to the volcano so Mulder and Scully can finally close out a case without an autopsy getting in the way of the moble home vampire chasers who would just all die in a large Encino Valley home fire while Dana eats a bug?

Oh… SEX!

I really liked that series.

Does Scully wear gloves and that mask and goggles thing while doing “it”?