Terrifel-you obviously were in a transporter accident. Look for someone who looks just like you but sweats a lot, with a scratch on the cheek that moves from left to right and back again.
That’s the usual phrase, yes. But “have” could have sexual significance in early modern English (and, I suppose, still can, though it’s not that common) – for instance, Richard III’s “I’ll have her, but I will not keep her long” could be given a decidedly unwholesome inflection…
And Andorian gal will be bringing along her declawed, defanged, depoisoned pet Mugatu.
Mysterious scars? Sweats a lot? Hey, that’s ME! Curse that Northwest Transporter Service…
Now that I’ve got that sorted out, all I have to do is avoid wrestling with myself, or the world will end. Or at least that’s what Mom told me.
I’m back. What did I miss?
This must be where I put my obligatory “Where are the Tellarites? Why can’t we show one of them?!” whine, right? 
I am happy to hear about Suzy Plaxon playing a female Andorian, although I would be happier still to have her play a female Tellarite! 
Just your usual batch o’ clues. 
No new Enterprise for a while, so we’re talkin’ Trek any other way we can.
I was skiing in WinterPark, CO for a week. My eye still hurts. (Will 'splain when the words take over my mind and force a Pit posting, maybe tomorrow…)
I did a search on Trek, Ent., and some of y’alls names, so I’m pretty caught up now. Slow week, no?
I hope they don’t screw up the Tholian thing. They better be weird. I mean weird.
I wonder, are Andorians antennae erogenous? Well, Trip should find out. (Or if she’s bi/lesbian, Hoshi )
BTW, Tracer, check out this thread on Star Trek boobs.
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You mean the safety protocols in the Winterpark holodeck weren’t on??
Please keep an eye on–er, I mean–be careful with that eye and share with the group if you’re so inclined.
And for the last time, stay off of those ENT slash pages!
I’m pretty sure they are erogenous. If you want to go by the Trek novels, that is. Mmm… sweet Andorian lovin’.
Hell, even if they did something completely different in the novels, I’m sure you’d find that they’re somehow erogenous now. Remember, alien Trek races make up for their exceeding human-ness by having bizarre and shameful sexual practices.
Except for Klingons, of course.
I dunno…reading poerty while she throws furniture at you seems a little…odd.
Dammit. I can’t spell with the Lazy-Boy bouncing off my forehead!
D’ya suppose Worf ever tired to get K’ehleyr to wear those fishnets that the fantasy woman Q-Riker conjured up was wearing?
“Worf… this is the Klingon idea of sex?” Hell, yeah!
Tried to get, that is. Sorry, caught a footstool to the temporal lobe. Honey, please!