Dammit.
I say we whack the last five minutes of this episode and end the series.
Stole the “I am getting very tired of you” scene.
Mice cocktails. Yum.
Tell Hoshi gravity works very well in the weapon, thank you very much.
I knew killing Archer off was too good to be true, but I thpught the Andorians would have rescued him, not some stupid ass Nazi time travel bullshit.
More detail, please?
Just popping in to say there’d better be some Nekkid Trip. Or at least some Nekkid Chef. Or any Chef at all.
Back in a few days after I finish off Risa.
Did you mean the “I…have had…enough of YOU” scene?
For yosemite, so she can have fun in my brief absence:
The only skin is covered with half inch thick skin colored Clearasil.
Details?
OK, a rather nice episode where Archer dies destroying the weapon platform despite Dire Warnings from Crewman Daniels. Shran the Andorian shows up to save the under armed Xindi ship, which is kind of cool action wise, but sucks plot wise.
Deux e Machina (sp), hey they are foreigners.
Returning to Earth, there is no signal from Star Fleet (And all the Happy “Wicked Archer is Dead” Viewers start to mumble about “Time Travel Shit”) and a shuttle pod is attacked by P-51 Mustangs. At least TOS did it with 104 starfighters. Cool.
But I digress.
Cut to Nazis in a medical tent wondering who the wounded Archer is, Various Nazis stare a Archer, including someone who would look like a Reptilian if you could peel them like a crawdad, the closed captioning goes to “If you haven’t driven a Ford lately…”
Um. I’ll just wait until tomorrow. I never know what to believe in these threads anyway.
Viva, did you tape Joan last week? I asked you twice in the proper thread but you never replied. I missed it. 
The ellipsis indicate you quote Captain Kirk, as I was attempting to.
This really sucks. Mrs. Plant and I have agreed to cut the last five minutes and watch the tape every Friday night when “that program” comes on UPN.
What does it mean, “um”?
I’m not sure how to take your posts. If they’re serious, which I am unsure of due to our traditions of posting fake spoilers, then I don’t get the episode at all.
If they **are ** a joke, then that explains itself.
It’s a nice action episode with a stupid time travel cliff hanger ending.
I wish they’d left Archer dead.
Damn.
Just popping in to we’re working on that tea problem and BOY is it a doozy!
Plus, I’ll be posting a contest with this ep on my site.
Real prizes.
It could be about anything.
Spoiler it if you must, but… Did the Grandkids come back?
:dubious:
Damn? Was that in reply to me or to the episode? I’m apparently pretty dense tonight, judging from this conversation and one or two others.
Moving on to the episode, you actually expected the Captain on a Trek show to stay dead? April, Pike, and Kirk are probably all kicking around the Alpha Quadrant somewhere. Starfleet captains just don’t die.
StarFleet captains never die. They go to Talos IV.
Sooo…is it “sacrifice of angels” or “what you leave behind”? That is - is the Xindi weapon-destroying a blatant cop-opt or something interesting or at least sensible? (It says something that I’m comparing Ent. to DS9, ne?
Five-minute Council and Proving Ground are up. My favorite exchange:
And what would a season ender be without speculation about season four…
And Braga might step away from Enterprise. It’s step back, not away, but still…
No, but one may hope.
The MACO’s name was Hawkins? Heh. Subtle… I like it.
By the way, athelas, you’re being pitted.
So, Archer is destroying the Weapon and some quantum fluctuations cause him to leap just as the weapon explodes and he is about to die.
He wakes in a medical tent with Nazis all around. He escapes and wanders the countryside. He saves a boy by pulling him out of the way of a speeding manure wagon. He leaps into a new person and the boy is shaken and hears his mother calling, “Adolph, kommen Sie essen!”
He wakes in medieval times and tries to prevent injustice only to start the Spanish Inquisition. Just as the king remarks, “Because of your foul presense on this land, all of the toilets shall henceforth be known as … ‘Johns’”, he leaps into yet another person.
This time it is as a TV producer starting a new TV series about the early days of a beloved but over worked franchise called “Star Trek.”
And so, Jonathan Archer finds himself leaping from life to life as he finds himself screwing up situations that were going right in the new series, “Quantum Bites”.
Fuck.
RECAP BEGINS!
Teaser:
Recap of last ep only. Jetsons type noise in transwarp conduit. More mention of Avians. Will we ever see one? Can they come back from extinction?
Act I:
Quantum: Gotta get inside!
SBs are really annoyingly similar looking to Borg, Founders, and The Chase aliens.
You go, T’Pol!
Neurolyptic compound? Epidermic decay? :rolleyes:
Poor Hoshi! Pretty good psychosis there.
2 million KILOMETERS? Why would they not use there own standards? Klingons do!
DAMN!!! Daniels… shows Quantum his personal future history.