Isn’t there some Neo Nazi publication named Storm Front?
It didn’t suck as much as I thought.
I mean, Enterprise. Neo Nazis suck.
Not Cogenitor, but not Spock’s Brain.
Hey, Archer is still alive. It’s got time travel and Nazis.
We knew it was going to fellate.
The question was, with how much alacrity?
But it’s got P-51s and some action.
We have a Black woman Mrs. Plant ripped of from Firefly’s Zoe.
On the other hand, we have a double action .45 Colt 1911A,
Must be the firearms guy who got fired after telling the Firefly folks guns need air to fire.
But I digress.
Some bad guys from the “Cold Temporal War” escape back to WWII and help the Germans invade New York moronically disregarding Richard Blaine.
The battle line is interestingly enough in the East along the borders of the CSA.
And I think they spelled “Arkansas” wrong. Assholes.
These time challenged uglies need a “Time Corridor” a.k.a. “Let’s rip off Time Tunnel” to return to their own time.
Daniels returns to Enterprise as a centenarian from somewhere…Ricks? Everyone goes to Rick’s…and warns that if the head ugly can be prevented from building the Time Tunnel ™, er, Corridor, time will change back to the way it’s supposed to be.
Say what? If the Delorean Challenged Uglies (DCUs) stay the same, things will change?
This is some kind of Bermanism, right?
Silik the Suliban guy, hidden aboard Enterprise unbeknownst to Our Heroes, makes himself beknownst to Trip and gets the snot beaten out of him. Just as Trip is about to kill him, he turns all squishy and stuns Trip. He swipes a shuttlecraft. T’Pol has the sense to shoot at it. Did I mention there’s lots of shooting and not much hitting except of Nazis in this episode?
Trip and Travis get caught destroying the damaged shuttle pod on the surface.
Great.
Now the natives don’t have a shuttlecraft, they have some phasers and communicators and a couple of 22nd century guys to talk to.
And do they blow up the dogs, too? Blowing up Nazis is good, but blowing up dogs is bad.
Archer acquires a DCU communicator and calls Enterprise.
T’Pol is pissed. You can read from her facial expression, “Oh great. Now we all go down one grade in rank.”
Remember those guys on TV who will help you consolidate your credit?
They were consolidating credit and breaking kneecaps in 1941. Now they are the underground. They have the good sense to kill the DCU Archer took the communicator from.
A shot of the Time Tun…Corridor and “To Be Continued”.