I hope they make them quit airing the commercials. I’ve seen them within the last week.
They could stop taking new orders while the commercials are still airing; I should think they pay for the commercials in advance. If the call centers are no longer operating, the commercials are harmless, and it’s probably more trouble than it’s worth to sut them down.
If this just came out today, expect the ads to be yanked fairly quickly. I must admit, although the whole series of commercials gave me the heebie-jeebies, I did like the one where Bob travels to Tokyo to negotiate with the Japanese businessmen.
He is the wood which will not bend!
I realize that I’m in the minority here, but I’ev always thought the commericals were funny as hell. Of course, I’ve never had to worry about the problem Enzyte claimed fraudulently to solve, but that’s only because I have three penises.
Warshak attempted to prove to the court that his product was not fraudulent, and personally sampled a dose.
Within moments, he was six inches taller.
And where do you keep them when you’re wife isn’t using them? 
I keep a tight rein on them. There used to be 4 penises, you see, but one of them went rogue, stole a time machine and went back in time a few decades to avoid recapture, and went into the villain business on his own. He’s now known as Dick Cheney.
There’s one on TV as I’m typing this.
Just as a point of data, I have never once, in three years of private primary care practice, had a patient ask me to certify that he had small genitals.
Believe me, if I had, I’d have posted about it.
Enough with the innuendo and puns already. We know we can’t fight problems like fraud by being soft.