Enzyte Can't Get It Up Anymore

Source: http://consumerist.com/5043005/whos-smiling-now-enzyte-scammer-gets-25-years-in-prison

That’s hard time.

Could’ve been longer.

Should’ve been longer.

We had smiling Bob, now we have Frowning Steve.

And Grinning Bubba.

I hope the biggest inmates in the jail wail on the guy with metal lunch trays while smiling and whistling the tune from those annoying fucking commercials.

Not me!

Yep, that’s a pretty stiff punishment.

I saw those commercials while watching Colbert just last night. What’s the deal?

I have a mental image of his cellmate telling him, “Dunno why they sent you to jail… the stuff worked just GREAT for me!”

This is no small matter. I’ve thought long and hard about it, and I think they should recieve stiff sentences. People have a right to be teste about being forced to provide documentation of their small penises and hopefully, this will enhance the case against these pricks.

Good. What a sleezeball. Hopefully he was serve as a warning to other sleezeballs looking to get into the same business.

I am sure he will be treated with vas(t) deferens in prison. What a slimy sack of meat(us).

$500 million dollars! People bought this stuff to the tune of $500 million dollars! Wow. Just wow!

Next you’ll be telling me that the radio commercials I keep hearing about working from home in my spare time are also proving lucrative for the seller.

I wonder what sort of response this will arouse in similar scammers. They might pull out of their sordid ventures before its too late.

Then again the prosecutors might have been premature in bringing him in now - if they held out a little longer they might have nailed more scammers.

He should have boned up on the penal code!!

(compliments of my husband)

While he’s in jail, maybe penance will ensue.

BIG DICK!!!

I don’t think he should have been sent to prison at all. A good flogging would be enough.