Girth and head shape matter more for me than length, but I do agree at times that longer can be more fun. Mostly, I just like penis regardless of size as long as it’s attached to someone who interests me.
The guy knew what he was potentially getting into and deserves the jealousy he feels if it’s that bad. He’s going to have to work on his own feelings about the situation before he can repair things between him and his wife.
This smells fake. I can’t believe this guy would sit around moaning about some old fat bald guy jackhammering his wife. He wants to ‘overcome’ this. Easy. Pen0r enlargements are easy to come by; he searches online for sex partners, he must have seen some ads, I’m guessing. No email from Bob Enzyte? :smack: Rookie.
Fake.
I sincerely wish it wasn’t, tho. I love to see really stupid people get their just rewards for doing really, really stupid stuff.
But, sigh, 'tis fake.
Best wishes,
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I wasn’t thinking length, I guess. I’ve done it for a couple hours or so (back in my younger days) with a man with relatively impressive girth, and after a while, things start getting really uncomfy. Might just be me, but by that time, I want someone to play the “wrap it up” music from when people’s speeches run over time at the Oscars.
I think he’s a much bigger dick than he’s giving himself credit for.
Length isn’t necessarily good either. It is possible to bruise your cervix. And it isn’t comfortable. And when that happens combined with staying power, you have a lot of pain.
There was a letter to Ann Landers, sometime around 1980, give or take a year, that I thought sounded fake. I think it was a girl about 18 writing it, talking about a weekend she’d spent with a bunch of friends. Ski cabin, fishing cabin, some secluded spot. Drinking led to strip poker, which led to couples pairing off and switching partners.
Two things seemed odd. First, it seemed very well organized for something allegedly spontaneous. One couple per bedroom (or just room), timer set for 30 minutes. At the end of 30 minutes, girls stay put and guys switch rooms. And this went on for how long? And we’re supposed to believe everyone was happy with each pairing, and no one got territorial, or wanted more time? Second, she claimed she was Catholic but too embarrassed to go to confession. Um, okay. So you won’t talk about this in the privacy of the confession booth, but you’ll send it out to a nationally syndicated columnist.
I have to wonder if the wife feels the same way about him.
That letter seems, to me, about as real as a letter to Penthouse.
This guy doesn’t care about his wife fucking another guy. He is upset to find that his dick isn’t the huge monster he thought it was. He was hoping the wife would fail to get off with the other guy. He picked an “older, somewhat overweight, and balding” guy for a reason and then, oops, the guy whipped out a real monster and knew how to use it.
Dear Prudence,
A few months ago, in order to spice up our sex lives, I persuaded my wife of four years to try swinging. I searched online and found an ordinary-looking couple I thought would suit us to begin with. We met, had dinner, went to a hotel, and swapped partners. I am an overweight, balding, well-endowed man. I was surprised and dismayed when the other man, who is younger and fitter than I, undressed. He was way smaller than me, and for two hours he watched me pleasure his wife repeatedly, while he ignored my spouse. Since this experience (which we have not repeated), my wife has been really angry at me for setting her up with a dud, and refuses to try swinging again. Is there a way I can overcome this?
—Confused Stud-man
This sounds like the kind of letter Dan Savage prints occasionally, just to demonstrate how he knows that it’s fake. I’d find one, but Dan Savage is NSFW.
I’m not sure if this is what olivesmarch4th is referring to but I’m guessing the wife now knows what it’s like to be with a good lover.
Dear Prudence
I’m a average married woman. My husband is not much to look at but he’s got a huge dick so I love him. A few months ago, this other couple contacted us and said they were interested in swinging. The woman, like myself, was nondescript and had no apparent personality but the man was fit and fairly good-looking so we figured we should try it.
Big mistake. The other guy turned out to only be well endowed. Like all women, I am only aroused by enormous penises. Plus, while we were having sex he seemed to be totally ignoring me and kept looking at my husband’s dick. It’s like this guy was so concerned with penises he doesn’t even notice women exist.
Ok, so I’ve got to ask (because I’m genuinely perplexed here): what about this letter screams fake?
I suppose because I’ve got a gaggle of swinger friends and I regularly hear their stories about the insecure n00bs, one spouse convincing an unwilling spouse to do it (then it backfiring), etc. . . well, this doesn’t seem that unlikely to me.
Hey, I like the big dicks too. But, the way this is written, the way it seems he hasn’t even spoken to his wife, the way he describes it all… it’s just so typical of sweaty forehead guys typing with one hand at home. “Oh, he’s fat and balding but he has a BIG COCK and he can fuck her for HOURS while she screams and moans!! And the pretty boy husband can’t get her off! Oh yeeeeah!!” It just seems like such regular beat-off stuff for a lot of guys.
He doesn’t describe the other wife, or how he acted at the time, or anything really that would make the letter seem real. I suppose it could be real; you are totally right that the situation is common enough, but the way it’s written just seems really fake to me.
This has happened on several instances with co-workers I’ve had. Swinging opens up a big ol can of worms… I’ve also read where people are advised to not conduct their activities in the same room. The part that sticks out to me about maybe its not legit is being in the same room at the same time…
What also happens is one partner finds out that the other partner is hooking up off the reservation… lol… I can see this actually having occurred … I handled a domestic involving something around this at a local hotel which had been rented out to a swingers get together…
My understanding is that the order of seriousness for swinging is the following (and couples generally start at the bottom and less serious, then work their way up from there):
[ul]
[li]Going to a swing party or club and just lightly messing around with each other in front of others.[/li][li]Having sex with or making out with each other while others from the party or club watch pretty closely or have sex/ masturbate close to you.[/li][li]“Soft Swap”- which is where two couples swap partners in the same room, but don’t have sex- only fondling, kissing, whatever. [/li][li]Full swap- which is where they swap partners and actually have sex. Usually in the same room.[/li][li]Full swap in separate rooms.[/li][li]Each partner individually finds people to sleep with, does it completely separately from their partner.[/li][/ul]
Also, in there are threesomes and the like, of course. From what I’ve seen, most people don’t go beyond soft swapping or full swapping in the same room. It’s pretty rare for a couple to do full swap in separate rooms and REALLY rare for them to just kind of go off on their own. In fact, let’s say there was a single man a wife wanted to have sex with, even if the husband didn’t want to participate, usually he’d sit there in the room anyway.
Anywho, so my point is: if these folks were formally trying to get into swinging (like through any number of swinger websites), it would be really strange for them just to go straight to a full swap. I guess that to me is the only strange thing that sticks out about the story (I’ve had plenty of boyfriends who would be most concerned about another guy’s dick size than any other factor).
Word.
I mean, not exactly: I’ve never actually met anyone who told me *they *swapped and it backfired, but it’s the kind of thing I was warned about *constantly *by people who found out I was in an open marriage (always by people who had never swung or been in an open marriage themselves). So obviously people think it’s possible, even likely. So why are they doubting the letter? Is it just that they doubt anyone would write in to an advice columnist about the issue?
Like miss elizabeth, the giveaways to me are the loving detail that the writer goes into when describing his “wife’s” experience with the other guy and that he “had to watch”. Also, that while he is good-looking (one could say marty-stu-ishly so), the other guy is ugly but surprisingly large and so a better lover.
There are cuckold fetishists and I’d bet this guy is one of them.