So while reading the latest Prudence article, I came across this letter.
Talk about getting exactly what you deserve. Instant fucking karma, and it couldn’t have happen to a more despicable person. I honestly can’t stop laughing about it. Just thought I’d share.
I read that. If someone posted it here as an OP, I’d suspect trollery. “I could just punch my wife in the face,” really?
I daresay he should get the divorce - clearly, he does not deserve to be married.
Can this be purchased at Amazon? I haven’t gotten laid in a while.
Fits, screams, and moans? Nothing a decent Taser couldn’t accomplish.
This one set off my bullshit detector, but if it’s real, I hope his wife reads it and clips out the column to take to a divorce lawyer.
Perhaps she was doing her best to please and excite her husband, who first persuaded her to do this and then stuck around to watch. What was she supposed to think he wanted to see?
So bigger* is* better.
:rolleyes:
That letter is fake fake fake. It just screams fake!! Only a man would equate a larger penis with more pleasure like that. Shame on Prudence for not recognizing such an obvious lie.
And huge plus a couple hours worth of screwing? A guy who could manage that would probably leave her in pain, not pleasure. There’s such a thing as too much friction.
Besides, he’s “well endowed” himself, which means fatboy Don Juan must be hauling around a small submarine.
“He begged to wear the horns.”
Sure, it could be fake, but…
He is a man, and a meatheaded one at that. He’s assuming–just as you’d expect–that the apparent pleasure was because of penis size. She doesn’t say anything to the effect.
I reckon that’s no different than him saying he’s “fit” or “good-looking.” It just means he doesn’t think he’s conspicuously below average.
The “way larger” and the “two hours” come across as exactly the kind of exaggerations I’d imagine for a non-introspective guy who finds himself intimidated by the situation he’s gotten himself into.
Well, um, forgive me: but I know plenty of guys who think their 5 incher is nice and big, but the reality is that I far more enjoy my time with the 7 or 8 inchers. Often times, for me at least, larger than average (but not porno freak big) is a way more pleasurable experience than the guy with the short dick. Sorry.
Again though: if the guy writing the letter has some complex where he thinks his 5 inch dick is enormous (like I said, lots of guys do), the other guy might just be a solid 7 or 8. . . Plus, what’s so hard to believe about someone having sex for 2 hours? I can’t possibly be the only one who has does this (and my vagina is fine, thank you for asking).
The only thing she should have added to her advice was whenever he felt bad about it, he should punch himself in the face. Repeatedly. His own damn fault for taking on something without considering the ramifications. Especially how he would feel being “outmanned” and “outgunned”.
But I vote fake.
Well, it may be a true letter in that his wife had a great time with the other man because of the other man’s mad skillz, and the letter-writer is simply mistaken in attributing her enjoyment to the other man’s size.
QFT. I like big dicks and I cannot lie.
You should spend more time with amateur astronomers. Two decades ago a 10 incher was average. Now, anything less than about 18 inches doesnt get any respect. Hell, I gotta a 4 incher in the closet and 12 incher sitting in storage.
Another vote for fake. I’m surprised he didn’t pull that shit on Dear Abby. That sounds like something she’d fall for hook, line, and sinker.
I’ve been called a big dick before. I’ll be right over.