Probably doesn’t know his cloits from his gloits, either.
Pecs? Don’t need 'em.
That’s dloits, not gloits, you smug arrogant non-exercising diabetic rectus abdominis-misjudging… fish, you! 
Hey hey hey now, let’s not get all personal about it. I mean, next thing you know, someone’s going to come in here and call me a pussy.
What? 