Epitome of Chick Tracts

NOTE: I’m not sure exactly where this fits in the greater scheme of board organization, but since Chick threads always seem to end up in the Pit, I’ll follow the standard set before me unless this one is moved.

I’m a relative newcomer to the field of Chick tracts, which means I don’t ever keep up with new developments unless someone starts a thread about the latest one . I’ve heard a lot of “he’s not as ‘good’ as he used to be” or “he’s lost the fire and brimstone we’ve come to love/hate.” I also hear a lot of references to Little Suzy, Bob, and HAW HAW HAW. I have vague ideas of who and what these are because someone will usually link to a tract featuring them in the course of the thread, but like I said, I’m new to this. So what is the “best” of the Chick tracts and/or which one would you recommend to someone who wants to see ol’ Chicky in his prime hellfire and damnation days?

Cause, you know, I don’t get enough hellfire and damnation in my daily life here as a pagan in the Bible Belt.

Some classics:

Big Daddy, Chick’s destruction of evolution, includes a HAW HAW.
The Death Cookie, the “truth” about the Catholic church.
Dark Dungeons, about the dangers of role playing games.

For Little Suzy, I can recommend Birds and the Bees - aren’t the little demons so cute?

Browse at your leisure.
http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

Enjoy. :cool: We got anti-Catholic, anti-Muslim, anti-abortion, anti-evolution…

But I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for “Titanic!” in which the aunt-cursing money-loving ass-kissing Chester is forced to drown when God apparently magically takes his life jacket away from him. See? There he is in his life jacket, then there he is cursing God, then there is he, drowned–sans life jacket.

And of course there are a bunch of Chick parody sites that are hilarious, such as this one .

[losing battle nitpick]

*epitome *does not mean the best; it means a representative example. It’s closer to meaning “average” than “best.”

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But the best parody is Eaten First!. It just doesn’t get any better than that, IMHO.

Or if you want the MST3K version

Not really. “Epitome” means example, but in the sense of a prototype - it means the best example of something, not a run-of-the-mill example. Which is not to say that “epitome” should mean the same as, say, “acme” - it’s not the most extreme example of something, but the best example of something necessarily means that it clearly shows the salient properties of the set. There’s nothing about the definition of “epitome” that implies average; an example of something can’t exemplify very well if it doesn’t do a decent job of showing off the qualities in question.

Daniel Clowes did a great parody, I have it in a book of short stories he had in different issues of 8-Ball.

mkl12 referred to three true classics.

An archetypal sample of Chick, however, MUST include This Was Your Life, probably Chick’s most widely distributed tract, not just translated but culturally retrofitted to numerous other languages, and featuring one of his great trademarks, the Court of Faceless God and His Lake of Fire.
BTW. “Little Suzy” is a newcomer to the Chick Comic universe, but has been a big hit in part because of an uncomfortable undertone of inherent creepiness, and in part because she’s such a transparent attempt at manga-fying the whole deal…

My hubby gave me 70 chick tracts for my birthday last month, including 2 **Little Suzys ** and several Bobs.
He couldn’t understand why I would want them, but bought them on E-bay anyway.
I knew there was a reason I loved that man.

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I believe the proper cliché is “HAW HAW”. Not sure if he ever wrote three in a row.
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My very first Chick tract was Where’s Rabbi Waxman? I got it from a sweet-looking Mennonite lady at a farmer’s market in rural Pennsylviania. I could not believe what I was reading, since I had grown up naive and sheltered in the Bronx. :wink:

The woman in my sig is probably a fan.

If Jesus is God and knows everything, why does he always ask some flunky angel if someone’s name is in the book of life?

The angels have themselves a pretty good union.

You just have to love the “Chick” ads up now.

Not safe for work if your speakers are on.

I loves me some death cookies.

I like the pre-Alberto/Catholic-obsession classics- ones which actually focues on salvation through Christ.

the original edition of “The Beast” -a bit larger than the standard Chicklet, and showing the AntiChrist in a suit rather than Papal robes

This Was Your Life

Creator or Liar?

One Way

The Empty Tomb, The Greatest Story- and other “Life of Jesus” summaries

Holy Joe

A Demon’s Nightmare

Somebody Goofed