Hey Doc, does this fruit look ripe to you?
What did handy say about this?
I got nuthin’, I’ve never had a female doctor. Except for that one time in the hospital, but she was a resident and was just following up because I went through her ER. No groin examinations.
Hey, what’d you think that large round attachment for the mouth vacuum was for? 
He just shouted something irrelevant or tangential as he drove by.
Hampton Wick
In horizontal micro-print, no doubt.
My family doc’s a woman, and we were talking about this one day. She occasionally has to give physicals to teenage boys, and they usually get hard-ons. (Teenage boys get hard-ons for far less reason than being examined by a female doc. Hell, teenage boys get hard-ons for no reason whatsoever, as I recall.) She does her best to pretend not to notice, and move as quickly as possible through the personal part of the exam. She feels really badly for them, because she knows they’re feeling quite embarrassed, and there’s not a damned thing to do about it.
Since we seem to be telling erection related jokes…
A really drunk guy gets a raging hardon, and decides to visit a brothel to get it taken care of. He hails a cab, but since he’s drunk he gives the cabbie the wrong address and ends up at a podiatrist’s office.
He walks in and the receptionist sends him into a room and says, “Just go in and stick in in the hole in the wall.”
When he does, he hears a scream from the other side saying, “Hey! That’s not a foot!”
The drunk guy says, “I didn’t know there was a minimum.”
Stupid American Question: I get the joke at hand, but are the “Welsh” palce names part of the joke? Sorta like German DOES WITH nouns like “HELICOPTERWINDSHIELDWIPERMOTOR?” It’s a serious question (for once)…
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Stupid American Question: I get the joke at hand, but are the “Welsh” palce names part of the joke? They are real Welsh place names and they are long… ummm… that’s about it.
As far as I know, the names of Welsh towns aren’t strung together like German words, but they canget pretty long. Check out this list… my favorites are the L’s and P’s.
Then again, I’m not Welsh. Someone may be along later to tell me how wrong I am.
My husband once told me that all it takes is a stiff breeze…
[Xander Harris] I’m seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex. [/Xander Harris]
How wrong you are!
Well, sort of… OK, not really.
However, a lot of Welsh place names are made up of concatenations of literal terms, describing the place; Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch reportedly (I don’t speak Welsh, so I can’t verify it) means something like The Church of St Mary in the White Hazel hollow, near to a rapid whirlpool and the Church of Saint Tysilio of the red cave.
Jeez. What about Ebbw Vale?
What kind of friggin word is EBBW?
I’m guessing it’s a Welsh word. But that’s just from the context of this thread. I’m not Welsh, either. But it’s my understanding that in Welsh, “W” is just a double-“U”, and as such, is pretty much used as a vowel.
Cecil covers the issue some here. He doesn’t appear to have a great deal of affection for it.
Teenage boys get erections at the crack of dawn.
The doc told Clem that he needed a sperm sample for a diagnosis, so, he sent Clem to a fertility clinic to get it done. Clem was handed a porno tape and a tube of lubricant, and sent down the hall to a private room. On his way to the room, he passed another room with its door slightly ajar. Glancing in, he saw a nurse, on her knees, giving head to another patient. When Clem was finished with his business, he proceeded to the front desk, sample in a small plastic jar. Say, says Clem to the nurse at the desk…how come I had to do myself, yet I saw another patient getting serviced by a nurse? Well, said she…you, sir, are a member of an HMO.
Egad! Well, that saves me the trouble of trying to go one better with the (very) old punch line about Shorty’s Bar and Grill (street address optional), San Francisco, California! :wally