Essay about removing letters from English

Mods, I thought this was the most appropriate place for this, but bounce it around at will.

When I was a student at school, several billion years ago, I came across an absolutely hilarious article about how the english language would be made more efficient by the removal of certain letters, to avoid “the komplications of kommunikation”. I can’t remember more than this, but I do recall that it started out pretty standard English, and by the end it had degenerated into something barely readable, but hilarious.

Anyone know where I might find it in the great wide open spaces online?

It’s a short essay attributed to Mark Twain. There seems to be some doubt about that, though. Although the piece I linked to appears to be incomplete, it contains the meat and I wasn’t able to find a longer work in a quick search.

Or it could be Dolton Edward’s Meihem in ce Klasrum.

The Euro-English article was what most closely matched what I remember, but I had a good laugh at the others as well. Thanks!