Mods, I thought this was the most appropriate place for this, but bounce it around at will.
When I was a student at school, several billion years ago, I came across an absolutely hilarious article about how the english language would be made more efficient by the removal of certain letters, to avoid “the komplications of kommunikation”. I can’t remember more than this, but I do recall that it started out pretty standard English, and by the end it had degenerated into something barely readable, but hilarious.
Anyone know where I might find it in the great wide open spaces online?