I said most guys, not all guys 
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This is purely anecdotal, but I and my friends have always found that the tall, skinny (I mean, really skinny) fellows always are hung like dinosaurs. Everyone else varies, but you always find the most gigantic on the tall, skinny ones.
Nope, not always the tall skinny ones. I don’t think there is any accurate way to predict size. Furthermore, size is not an indicator of performance. One huge guy, pretty darn good. One huge guy, worthless. One average size guy, absolutely indescribably sublime.
Unfortunately, there really is no correlation between other body parts and the erect penis. Fortunately, what this means is that average size between a very tall, muscular man and a short, slender man remains the same. So even if the size might not differ much, the short or skinny (or both) boys generally look far more impressive.
I wish I could remember Jeff Foxworthy’s bit about this in its entirety. Alas, I don’t have the CD anywhere that I know about right now.
Are you guys spanning a different part than I am? Try as I might, I can’t get more than six inches, and though I’m female, my hands are fairly large. Either I’m measuring wrong, or you guys have hands the size of which frighten me.
During high school physics class, we decided to do the splayed hand test to see who had the biggest dick (not a school sponsored science experiment). I won! The fact that I’m a female didn’t seem to effect my penis size. Most of the guys in class claimed that the test was quite off.
I have to hijack to comment on that link. Did you read down to the part that said:
Is that our Shagnasty?
I used to work with the guy who created that chart. It’s just a joke based on an earlier chart he created to demonstrate the pitfalls of developing software for international use. He didn’t attempt to make it at all accurate.
:dubious: How are dinosaurs hung? How do you know? Are you a very very very old pervert?
My anecdotal information: the biggest one I’ve ever laid my eyes on (ahem) was was attached to a short skinny kid (by which I mean teenager, and I was too). I swear when he got hard I thought he would just tip over.
Re: the test suggested by the OP- on me, on a splayed-out hand the tip of the pinky to the tip of the forefinger, not thumb, yields a length that is much closer to my own erect penis length. Not sure if the OP misidentified the finger, but as noted previously, using my thumb gives me a measurement I could only hope for.
Yeah, my hand span is 9.75 - not even close. But, and this works for me and the few people I have asked, if I touch my middle finger to the palm of my hand, mark that spot on my hand, then extend my middle finger, the distance from the spot on my palm to the tip of my middle finger is a pretty good estimation. YMMV.
I’m pretty sure dinosaurs would have cloacae, not penises, so clearly this is a backhanded insult.
Pff, shows what you know. Dinosaurs were hung like meteors.
I read this as per day and I thought I was average. Then I realized it was per week. I seriously need to cut down on my me time.
My hand splays to 9 1/4 inches. According to the shoe size chart, my 13 EE shoes predict a penis size of about 10 5/8 inches (the chart skips from size 12 1/2 to 14.) Both methods are a bit optimistic on me.
At first glance, I saw this as “font size.” :eek: :smack:
From museum ceilings on steel cables. I know because I’ve seen it, man.
Stop making me laugh. I really don’t want to explain why I’m chortling so loudly one if a random family member enters the office.
Never mind the length, it’s all about the girth, baby. :o
(Maybe you can use Fibonacci’s Number for figuring out length and girth somehow.)
So if you have a 2" long todger that is huge in girth the gals are gonna fight over you?
I doubt it, but then again who has a 2" long todger. (checks size, phew, not moi)
Words to live by.
Commonly referred to as a “choad”. FWIW.
Now if I touch the tip of my pinkie to the tip of my thumb, I get pretty close to the correct girth. Eureka!