I HAVE THE BIGGEST MEMBER ON THE SDMB
My hand splays to about 8.5 inches. According to the other site my penis should be 6.1 inches.
Of course, I’m a girl.
Oh yeah, from the penis-to-shoe-size page:
Hee.
oh, excuse me, in my excited state… I forgot.
I have the second biggest member, obviously diggleblop has me more than beat.
You shouldn’t mention his name. He’ll silence you with one of those MAGNUM CONDOMS he talks about. Don’t start none and there won’t be none. 
I was going to say that. Like birds. I hope you don’t think that was really an insult. Just a joke. And I like really really old perverts.
And thank you for not saying “lefthanded insult”. Because I’m lefthanded 
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Well how do they know? These are the people who thought there was a brontasuruas (sp?).
I wear a size 16 shoe.
Just sayin’ is all…
I can vouch for this. My Guy is 6’4" and only weighs about 150. I swear, 20% of that weight is between his legs.
But I’ve also known some little skinny guys who had some mighty big surprises.
So where does that leave guys who are overweight? I’ve seen a few hung overweight guys, but they’re rare, because there’s a layer of fat surrounding the penis, making it look shorter than it is. But there’s hope: for every 35 pounds you lose (up to a point), you gain an apparent inch. This may be the ultimate motivation to lose weight.
Based on my experience, I agree with this. I also agree that it’s purely anecdotal. And I haven’t made an exhaustive study, because I’ve been married for years and years. To a tall, skinny guy. (Well, he was skinny when I married him; he’s still tall.)
no wonder basketball players are hot commodities. those size 22 shoes…
In my experience it’s not necessarily the size of the hands as it is the size of the hands in proportion to the body.
I once dated a guy who might have been 5’ 4" and could possibly have weighed 140 pounds, but both his hands and his penis were ginormous in comparison to the rest of him. On the other end, there was one man who was quite large with small, physically disporportionate hands…and, disappointingly, so was his dick.
Oddly thick fingers (and by that I mean the rest of him is slim; it’s just his fingers that are fat)? Oddly thick penis. Oddly thin fingers? Oddly thin penis.
No one ever believes me but his observation has never failed me.
It’s true! My left hand is 9 inches in span, and my right is 8 inches. Just like my right and left penis!
Seriously though, my hands are different from my years as a violist. The left has to stretch a lot, and thus becomes much more flexible than the right. That alone suggests that the measurement is bullshit, since there are plenty of reasons why hand flexibility could vary, such as occupations or hobbies, that have nothing to do with the penis.
Welp, I’d be the length of a brand new 2B pencil but hopefully a lot thicker. As it is, I’ve seen no correlations between other body parts and penis size.
Seen it (on two different guys), and had trouble finding it when it was not erect. No fun. :mad:
If I were a guy, I’d be just shy of 8", regardless of which hand I’m using to compare. There seems to be no accurate way to correlate this particular measurement to any other measurement. I’ve seen a reasonably wide variety within my small sampling (under a dozen), as I’ve seen both teeny tiny todgers and wangs that were the length and girth of a can of Foster’s and a few in between these extremes.
From Young Frankenstein:
Really? I’ve only ever seen other mens’ penes in “locker room” situations (not so much the locker room, literally, as most men are too modest for that, but more among the lines of military showers because there’s just no time to play the silly covering-up-my-cock-so-I-don’t-catch-the-gay games), accidental exposures, and maybe one prank involving a borrowed camera. I had the impression that you were straight and hadn’t experimented at all, and I believe the majority of men our age are in similar circumstances. Where is betenoir wrong there? I think it’s pretty clear that when she said “most guys” she meant “most straight men and gay virgins”.
I think you would’ve choked either way. You really ought to work on that gag reflex.
As for the rest of this silliness, penis size for men and breast size for women are secondary sex characteristics determined by a chromosome separate from the ones that determine other characteristics such as foot size, “fingerspan”, the distance from the upper corner of your left eye to the lower right corner of your lip excluding your moustache and whatever other nonsense you can come up with. If you want to see how big your dude’s cock will be, look at his mom’s boobs. Even then you’ll only get half of the story.
You seem to be taking this discussion pretty hard, fetus.
Actually, a gal-pal of mine who has a male friend in the Navy informed me, in no uncertain terms, that there IS a correlation to hand-size. Specifically, from the tip of the forefinger, extended, to the “web” of the thumb correlates to almost exactly the size of the man’s erect penis. She has had…let’s see…5 partners, and this has held true so far (and holds true to my own observations for myself). The Navy man claimed that this was determined from many long, boring weeks at sea with not much else to do…
The only correlation I have ever found to hold true is between penis size and the amount of bragging regarding penis size and/or sexual prowess.
The more a man brags, the smaller the penis. When they get to the point of telling you what a monster hangs between their legs, you can pretty much count on them having an innie.
I think my penis is average-sized and I’m OK with that. (I haven’t measured it since I was 13, though–it may actually be bigger or smaller than average.) I’ve had women call it any number of things from “cute” to “not the biggest” to “a beast”. I know that I can rock a young lady’s world, so I’m not worried about it either way. Anyway, we’re all here to fight ignorance, aren’t we?