Interesting. So we have to look at mom’s boobs and dad’s dick? Would that define the range of possibility, or would the size be an average of the two?
The only correlation I’ve ever seen is that shorish, stocky guys have HUGE wangs. I briefly dated a guy that was no more than 5’4", stocky, and had to have 12" in his pants. Honestly I didn’t think they could be that big - I thought it was just a joke. Poor guy - I wouldn’t let him anywhere near me with it - I wouldn’t have been able to walk for a week. Sometimes I think guys forget that too big is much, much worse than too small.
Biologically speaking, you still wouldn’t get the whole picture. It’s just as possible to get dad’s dick size gene and mom’s boob size gene, as it is to get paternal grandma’s boob size gene and maternal grandma’s boob size gene, IIRC. By the time you finish your analysis you’ll probably be in jail. Better to write the whole thing off and go with how much he brags.
Edit: Not because it’ll give you a 100% accurate prediction of his size–I haven’t bragged about my penis since middle school and I don’t have an enormous wang–but because not bragging indicates a sense of security and self-esteem that means you’ll probably have better sex and a better relationship, plus he’s less likely to turn into a creepy stalker.
It’s true. The first girl I had sex with was losing her virginity, too; one guy tried it before me but he was so big that it got painful once he got the head in, and she made him stop. Poor dude.
Wait – what? “I didn’t inhale” is now being applied to virginity?
shrug I bought it. (Well, not literally, though I did provide the psychedelics, the car and the subsequent dinner at In-N-Out. Can you tell where I lost my virginity without looking at my location bar?) She didn’t have sex that other time as far as I’m concerned. And considering how tight she was, just getting all the way in was half the battle. Believe me.
She was also terrible at it the first time, and showed marked improvement the second time (an hour later 
). Nobody makes that big of an improvement between their second and third times.
Edit: Just so we’re clear, the other guy only got the head in. I don’t think he even got all of that in there. And given how big his dick apparently was, that’s not much penis.
Oh lord, I laughed way too hard at this.
Not necessarily. Sometimes when a guy tells you about what his dick is like in a casual manner, he’s warning you in case you are of a size where an encounter with a monster cock may not work out at all. However, the best way to guess that he’s telling the truth is that he’s subtle and he only tells you once.
My face upon seeing the first really big one: :eek: “Oh my gods, he was telling the truth!”
Fetus: I had a rather (unfortunately) memorable experience not extremely dissimilar to the girl you deflowered. Took a guy home, fooled around, and then when we were trying to get down to some serious business, it wouldn’t fit. At all. And he didn’t even make any sort of lame attempt to go home after that. No, he peed in my sink (dorm room) and then spent the night attempting to sleep grind his giant useless boner of doom into my ass. :mad: :rolleyes:
I’ve had this theory for years that penis size and fullness of the ass are almost certainly related. I’ve shared this theory with several women and all of them so far have agreed.
Men with no asses are generally larger, and men with full, round (what women consider sexy) buttocks are typically smaller.
This is your chance to debunk it, I suppose, but it’s withstood some pretty heavy scrutiny over the years.
You guys that are measuring with different parts of the hand are silly. At least the pinkie-thumb method was plausible, if inaccurate. The more technical you get, the less difference there is going to be from hand to hand. Sounds like people are starting to invent ways to find “about 6 inches” on their hand. I’m sure everyone’s “spot on palm to tip of middle finger” is about 6 inches.
Oh, yes. Recently I had an encounter like that. I asked him about it casually (more from idle curiosity than from anything else) and he said, somewhat sheepishly, that he had a big dick. Upon seeing it for myself, my thought was, “Um, no kidding.” Actually doing anything required a lot more adjustment and arrangement than I had ever had to deal with before. Yay for pillows.