Lets take advantage of this anonymous medium and talk straight… girls please do enlighten us men on the never ending subject of SIZE.
Does it matter ? Does it help ? Does it get in the way actually ? What about Length vs Width ? Is the magic really only in wielder ?
What about the Black Man myth ?
Feel free to add any funny/disastrous stories while you are at it.
(PS: its not an issue to me… thou I am no monster or miniature. Or black.)
Um, size of what?
And does this really belong in the Pit?
This is yet another thread that should be made sticky. Anyway, from the 9,999,999 other threads about size:
To most women size doesn’t matter, except in the extremes.
Width is more important than length.
Most women prefer too small to too big since pain isn’t sexy and tongues are.
And from my experience in a hospital: 99% of guys are hung like minnows compared to porn stars, yet somehow the species manages to reproduce.
Disclaimer: I am a guy, and therefore was not specifically invited to respond. However, due to my Very Outspoken Nature™ I will answer anyway.
When I am receiving the penis orally, I prefer smaller ones. Easier to suck on.
When I am receiving the penis anally, I prefer wide, long ones. After a long sexual history, I need lots of stimulation.
Well, hey. You asked. :dubious:
The Black Man myth is pretty much that; we’re not all hung like horses. That would be distinctly bad, actually. Remember the saying “It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean?” That’s true, as long as your boat isn’t a dinghy or an ocean liner. So you’re alright.
“Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?” -Master Yoda
And Yoda kicks ASS-literally, in the Battle of Geonosis.
Come on, who are you to argue with a Jedi Master?
Yeah, Yoda kicks ass, but he doesn’t exactly seem to be a chick magnet, now does he? 
Of course, the Force probably provides all the compensation anyone might need. If he can lift an X-Wing out of a swamp with his mind… well, one just hopes he has a delicate touch as well…
Even if he doesn’t, he can always use his Force powers to get chicks. The weak-willed ones, anyway.
“You find me highly arousing”
“I find you highly arousing”
Of course, this might only work on the skanks.
Well, there is that one Jedi Master, Yaddle, who’s a female of Yoda’s species.
But Giraffe, wouldn’t it be, “Find me highly arousing you do.”?
Speaking as a woman who suffered an injury to her back and was “paralysed” for 6 months, I can’t feel a damn thing “down there” so it doesn’t really matter much to me either way …
We haven’t seen the insides of his digs on Corusant yet, have we? For all you know, Yoda’s place has inch-deep white shag carpeting and a harem of beauties to choose from…
Yet another fine possibility for Episode III which will most likely be ignored by Lucas…
sigh
If we’re going to ruin perfectly good Sci-Fi/Fantasy, then what about Harry Potter? I was Very surprised to hear about ‘Hedwig’s Angry Inch’…
Good lord, why do men obsess about this so much? How many times do they need to be told?
If you have a teeny-tiny penis,(say, 3 inches) you have my deepest sympathy. The vast majority of women will probably find it diappointing and you will have to really work on your other lovemaking skills to overcome this.
If you have a gigantic penis, you have some sympathy. Not as much as teeny guy, but some. Because the vast majority of women will find it scary and annoying and probably painful. As a result you will pretty much always have to hold back and be very careful, never know the pleasure of sinking yourself all the way inside of her, and probably never be able to get a decent blowjob.
Everybody else, chill out, and work on having and creating fun for everybody.
what if it looks like a hockey puck? I mean it’s got the width but length?
Hmm, having just above average is starting to make me feel quite confident…
Which hospital shows porn?
No really… I want to know.
Yep it’s just me 
I have heard some girls talking about experiences with black men … so myth only ?
Any women here want to tell us stories about very well hung guys as being positive or negative ?
Like Stoid said - very well hung can be painful. All women are different in size on the inside. It depends on the woman.