Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Sequential Thread

How much force is required to tear off a human ear?
A clock setters challenge!

Earlier today, before I saw this thread, I saw these two in the pit:

You know what I really fucking hate?
Gaudere
It gave me such a giggle, I’m glad I found this thread!

Natural childbirth
File it under Bad Idea

From the Pit yesterday (don’t hate me)
Using an 11 year old as a Human Bomb
Child porn by any other name, I pit you

IMHO:

A poll- pubs: smoking or non
speaking of smoking: smokers vs non-smokers

IMHO

File it under Bad Idea
LASIK eye surgery

Just now in MPSIMS:
I got in!
coming out of the closet

MPSIMS:

Tell me some pickup lines that worked
I got in!
The Pit:

Gaudere
Still relieved I got rid of “that asshole” after all these years.

The Pit:

Things that make me want to kick the TV
Fear Factor: Get off the air

In MPSIMS:

I’d like to talk about myself a little bit
What would Ms. Wonderful say?

What can be done about Al-Qa’ida. . . Assassination as a weapon of war
Ultra Capitalism . . . What punishment fits Martha’s crime?
What’s Wrong with the Results from Spain? Spanish elections: Further evidence that Europeans are pussies . . .

Animal Euthanasia . . .Are modern humans “domesticated”?
How to respond to idiotic hate speech? (Another homosexuality debate, with some sincere questions for Christians).
It’s Like Science, Only With More Flames if aliens exist…

It’s that last damn nail that gets you every time
Man attempted to nail himself to cross

DaLovin’ Dj

IMHO

What’s your secret
For chewing out loud

If you were to die today, where do you think you’d go
Tell me about Salt Lake City
File it under bad ideas
Etched in skin

Lasik eye surgery
What’s the worst mistake you ever made

MPSIMS

I’ve escaped
Unusual Punishment

In MPSIMS
Thou Shalt Not Iron While Naked
What would Ms. Wonderful say?

and

What would Ms. Wonderful say?
Today, I feel like a bad mom

From IMHO:

Stomachs and food
Unusual places we may find your semen…

Thou Shalt Not Iron While Naked
Ask the guy on steroids

Man it was like comic karma in MPSIMS two minutes ago.
What Would Ms. Wonderful Say?
Ask The Guy on Steroids.

What Did You Learn Today?
Thou Shalt Not Iron Naked.

Damn I love CA in the spring! How is spring where you live?
Kicked in the nuts by Mother Nature.

Sex=countries
Another weird doper dream to share.

My dog is on prozac.
Is there a deeper message here (spam related)

No, you may not live in my carport.
I’m out of here.

I’ve escaped!
I’m worried about a fellow doper.

What did you learn today?
Thou shalt not iron while naked!

What would Ms.Wonderful say?
I wanna swim with a dolphin!

In GD:

Spain ‘to approve gay marriages’

Kerry/McCain

MPSIMS:

Tell me some pickup lines that worked
I hereby announce my candidacy…

2 more from MPSIMS:

What Love You Used to Feel…
Cure depression through anus constricting!

My Dog is on Prozac:
Friendship Issue…