I like to ignore cause then they never know if I got it or not.
Just hit block sender, if you can, or otherwise add him to your “morons not to recieve e-mail from”.
Any response would be a waste of time, as the guy is probably so dense, light bends around him.
So your vehemence would fall on deaf ears.
Like many others, I say ignore him/her.
Snoogans
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
I am a little disappointed you’re not purple, but don’t you dare change your name for this pimple. Ignore him.
I would like to reply on this subject, but my small mind…What was I saying?
I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.
Dear miss crack…er miss whore,
(I don’t feel that I know you well enough yet to call you purple).
If this were a message board that entertained ONLY family values or was restricted to a middle of the road safe topics, then instead of nicks we would all just use our real names and give our home addresses. But wouldn’t it be a boring piece of shit message board?
There are message boards galore for that emailer to join if he/she is offended by anything on this board. One that comes to mine is the windows technical message board. I don’t think I saw one cuss word on there.
One could retire to the safety of tech talk for infinity over there.
So don’t bother answering back unless this butthole has something positive and informative to say. Obviously the emailer has little else to do other than whine around via email to someone he doesn’t know.
You think if we didn’t have email he/she would have sat down and written you a letter long hand?
Yours truly,
aha
Well, this description does narrow things down a lot. Of course, it isn’t me: being Dutch, I am not offended in the least by whores of whichever colour.
So who was it, anyway? Is it who I think it is? You know, Lava Boy? He sent me e-mail of the same nature in the past… well, not about my name, more about the nature of my posts really. And recently, he totally missed out on Alphagenes humour in the “Peaceful People” thread in The Pit. I bet he’s the one we’re talking about.
(If not, no offence bj0rn :D)
If this is the case, don’t go to exremes explaining your name and such: he will go on and on and on about YOU misunderstanding HIM and that it is all YOUR fault that YOU misinterpreted him. Minus the punctuation and capitalisation, of course.
But I’m sure reading this thread will help the sender of that e-mail a lot too.
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Dam…I mean drat - Brain Weasel beat me to it. I like the name - it has an upbeat ring to it like your post is about to break into song to the tune of JimmyCrackCorn. Content of the post doesn’t always follow, but who want to be thought of as ‘perky’ anyway.
Ignore the scrofulous little toad - no amount of polite explaining will ever bridge a lack of humour.
Mmmmm…do I smell barbecue?
"Dear E-mailer,
I’ve printed off your message and am now reading it in the smallest room in the house. Happily, it will soon be behind me."
(I don’t remember who I lifted that from.)
PCW,
I thought you used purple crack!
Thanks everyone for your input. I have decided not to respond. I do believe your posts are enough to speak for me. I am not giving out the posters name as it is not my intent to embarass the person. They were ignorantly naive in thinking that they speak for the whole group but not rude per se. Your responses to the board should be enough. That is if they actually read the board.
On a personal note: to those who worried about this bothering me, the only part that bothered me was that this poster insinuated they were speaking as if they spoke for the whole board. I did think that needed correction. Either by me or by your responses. Any one who knows me personally, knows that I could give a rat’s ass what people think, that I wear the honor of being a public swear proudly and do my best to *crap it up * anytime I have the opportunity. I am an individualist (like most of the SD people) and will always do what I please. (note to self…increase the bail money fund.) So no worries people, on that point. If I was insecure and let what people think bother me, I would have never picked PurpleCrackwhore as a name in the first place.
Oh and Lisa… hon…yellow is just not my color! Purple… is really an abbrevated version of the original Purple&LimeGreen Crackwhore and was so named for the Purple Spandex and Lime Green fishnet stalkings she wore.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
she wore? who you trying to kid PCW… you still wear those things, I saw it with my own eyes.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Is the crack purple , or are you just purple?..hmm…that would make a good post…brb
I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar
You can ignore it but I don’t think he is going to be fooled that you didn’t see it cuz you blabbed all about it here. Hey, I wonder if hes going to respond here too?
Purp, since I love you so much I will tell you the proper thing to do.
First you have to find out that posters real address. Not too hard typically speaking.
Then, get Athena’s boyfriend’s 11 month old egg.
Next, mail it to that poster after you file off most of the layers of egg shell leaving only a fine and very fragile case.
Last, let the hilarious hijinx ensue in comic sitcom style when the intended recipient of your prank tries to handle the egg to throw it away. This could be done in classic Jerry Lewis style but would probably take out any of the funniness that would naturally come to fruition.
Love ya, Purp.
Sqrl
Whoops, I must add a caveat. The egg filing should be done by a certified egg filer ™ to ensure maximum fragility. 
Also, http://www.xvt.com/users/kevink/storytime/horton/ has some interesting takes on Dr. Seuss. Alas, there are no purple whores there but there is a green whore with rocks. 
HUGS!
Sqrl
Hola, P.C.W., do you need 30 or 40 people to advise you to make your own judgement call? O yeah I checked your profile, and I used to live in Campbell, San Jose too, off Hamilton Ave. Maybe we used to be lovers.
Love, Mikey
~-MCM-~
Doubt it very much Mikey…but a boy can dream.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
PCW, if you even [b[dream** of changing your name because of some twit, you’ll have me to deal with.
Love ya,
Wally
Mikey Mikey… the woman is a crackwhore, she has standards.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Well, gee.
I found (find) PCW’s name jarring…guess I’m just sensitive. Am I the only person who thinks maybe the email write had a shadow of a point?
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Anyone?
Yeah, I guess so.
I was born with the Moon in Pisces!!
Leave me alone!!
SOB!!