You know man, I’ve tolerated you thus far because even though you’re an idiot weirdo, it’s good practice to learn how to tolerate idiot weirdos because they are everywhere. It’s no use trying to follow them around and note their idiotic weirdness or you’ll just drive yourself crazy, while they remain blissfully unaware. And whatever, everyone has their problems. Everyone deserves tolerance.
Maybe it’s because I don’t follow you around the board like some other folks do but I haven’t seen you be too much of an asshole. I’ve seen a lot of people say you’re an asshole but I haven’t seen it. I must not care enough to notice.
But today - less than a week after I literally defended you by reporting a post by a poster that was going a bit overboard with their stalking nastiness - you fucking go full asshole on me by totally demeaning my lifestyle choices, calling me an “anomaly” and asserting that a show I’ve been watching for years was “not meant for me.”
Last night I watched the finale of How I Met Your Mother - after having watched its entire run for howevermany year - and gave my impressions of the episode here:
I thought the finale was fine. I wasn’t railing against it like the rest of the Internet, who seems to have lost their minds about it for some reason.
To that post, etv78 conjures up this response:
THE FUCKING WHATNOW?!?!
First of all, dickhead, nowhere in that post and nowhere on this board and nowhere in my life have I ever said I do not “desire companionship.” Dafuck? I have a dog. Does this mean I do not desire companionship? The character Robin ON THE SHOW has four dogs! What does this say about her?
Secondly, because I don’t desire kids I am both an ANOMALY and NOT THE AUDIENCE FOR THIS SHOW? Just because I don’t fantasize about dropping crotchfruit on my living room rug like your fantasy babymamas doesn’t mean that I am some sort of weirdo.
Do you know what television shows have kids? All of them. Every single fucking show ever. Because I am not a fucking psycho, I can enjoy any show ever made that has kids and/or parents in it. Even though I don’t want to have kids! I AM FUCKING SERIOUS!!
Even better, I go out and live life amongst kids and have a grand fucking time! And I still don’t want to have kids! And I’m still not a goddamn anomaly! And I still STILL don’t go around the internet pretending I have fake disabled children because I AM NOT A PSYCHO LIKE YOU.
And I don’t know if you’ve ever watched this show but most of the time, 3 of the main characters are single. Just like me. And most of the time, all 5 of the main characters don’t have kids, just like me. And the rest of the time? 3 of the main characters have married friends with kids JUST LIKE ME.
So what makes you a totally normal dude and totally the audience for this show? Is it that you’re married like Marshall and Lilly? Is it because you have a kid like them? Is it because you go on lots of dates like Ted? Is it because you’re a rich guy who bangs a lot of chicks like Barney? Is it because you’re a single gal just trying to balance life and work and figure out if she’s cut out for love?
Do you go on dates? Do you have a career? Are you married? Do you have kids? Do you even have friends? How is it that YOU are the audience for this show and I am not?
I’m guessing it’s because you’re a pathetic dickhead like Ted that spends all his time jerking off fantasizing about having kids because in your pea brain you feel that passing on your dumbass genes is going to be a real gift to humanity.
You know, you don’t have to BE or even LIKE the douchebag main character to be part of the audience of a show. I like to tune in to just fucking hate on Ted, because he’s a pathetic loser of a man just like you. But at least he has a job and stuff.
Anyway so screw you, you fucking waste of space. I see what everyone was saying now - you’re not just an idiot weirdo you are a full fledged asshole. I’m done even pretending to be nice to you because you are NOT a nice person and you are nothing but a selfish prick who apparently has no regards for the feelings or lifestyles of others.
If anyone has anything else to say about how etv78 is a delusional asshole, well, let’s hear it! I’m done talking about me!