Euranus Johnson - a real name!

[H8_2_W8]

It isn’t his fault. You’d be a car-jacking robber rapist too if you grew up with an name like Euranus Johnson.

Or maybe a gay porno actor.

http://www.indystar.com/print/articles/2/015539-1272-092.html

[Meatros]

It’s still better than “Little” Richard…

[LolaCocaCola]

I wonder if he’s pals with Heywood Jablowme.

[Anita_Vacation]

I’ve always thought that Simeon Rice, of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, had an especially unfortunate name.