Europe has become far too liberal, and now it's destroying the entire continent

Joke threads go in MPSIMS, you know.

The Euro is currently trading at a 12 month high against the dollar and has about a 30% share of the global reserve currency market, which is an all time high.

So what? There are no bears or coyotes to shoot in Europe. Just people.

Every other developed state has socialist universal healthcare. It’s only the US that clings to the antiquated and inefficient private health industry.

Of the world’s 10 largest companies by revenue, 3 are domiciled in Europe. 2 are based in the US, and the remainder are Chinese and Japanese.

These are all either nonsensical or too subjective to refute.

Terrible, I know. It’s only a short stem from a starched collar to communism.

Compared to what? It seems to be rather effective, generally.

In exchange for which they receive broader and better government services.

I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean.

:confused: Europe is destroying Europe? Or, the subcontinent of Europe is destroying the continent of Eurasia?

Especially not in the classroom.

You sir fail. Nobody considers “Eurasia” to be a continent but uptight pseudoscientists.

Please provide some sort of citation besides your own random thoughts so that you can constructively engage in debate (if that is indeed your purpose) or your arguments shall be reclassified as yet another brick in the wall.

Either that or run like hell.

There are so many possible responses to a straight line like this, I think I just suffered a micro-stroke trying to pick the best one.

Win.

It feels like we’ve always been at war with Eurasia. While some people think of it as the happiest days of our lives, most just wish we’d bring the boys back home.

They are making what we left-wing liberal eggheads like to call “Cultural References”.

And referencing a socialist band while they’re at it.

How young would someone have to be to not get that joke? 22?

Europe is indeed being destroyed. Destroyed through plate tectonics. The Islamic Jihad Plate is slowly pushing Middle Eastern and North African landmasses north and west across the Mediterranean, which is pushing the Italian peninsula into the heart of Europe like a dagger. The Alps are like a giant scab over this wound, but the wound is so severe as to be fatal. Europe will cease to exist as a recognizable landmass within the next 150 million years.

i roflcopter all over this thread.

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What’s a liberal again? A liberal is progressive and closely aligned with social contract theory. Whatever hurts the citizen population is regressive, so I’m not sure what you’re yapping about.

There’s nothing progressive about fascism or subjugation of religious groups or a failed economy due to colonialist tendencies and dependence on foreign oil. :o

Also, school uniforms have been linked to decreased violence and better grades. Only in America do we think that educating our children in a professional environment is a bad thing. :rolleyes:

This is what we get for electing Obama.

I think a radio would have to be foreign to you.

Maybe he doesn’t listen to oldies stations.

Why thank you :slight_smile:

Ok, I’ll play. US has become far too conservative, and now it’s destroying the entire continent.

The dollar has plummeted. They have guns everywhere. They have no “universal” healthcare, they have driven almost all major corporations offshore, they have created an unfriendly market for the private sector, their economy is tanking, many of the cities and states no longer have functional governments, the religious right are starting to take over, they have school uniforms in some of their private schools, their for profit higher education system is of absolute shit quality, they have to pay higher taxes, and they lack proper freedom of thought.

As a psuedoscientist, I tend to agree. The fall of Europe was predicted long ago; hear the words of the prophet Abdul Alhazard who spoke the following: “That which is not dead can eternal lie…and with strange aeons even death may die…remember Yog Sothoth is the gate!”

Damn. First Europe and now America. And according to recent threads, Africa’s a write-off too. Pretty soon we’re not going to have any continents left.