I’m screaming for my Teemings, but Euty has provided us no gleaming as to when it will come.
It was do out December 1, but it’s now Dec 6.
Doubtless, there are all kinds of good reasons for this delay. It is after all the Holiday Season, Euty’s busy schedule searching for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, putting the finishing touches on LOTR II the Two Towers before it’s release, all the work Euty does in his soup kitchen, etc. etc.
But as my dear old daddy used to say (and he still says it,) “A Marine doesn’t make excuses.”
Teemings is late. Euty must be punished.
So, I have this voodoo doll.
See, it looks just like him.
For my contribution I’m going to stick a giant booger up the nose of the doll so that Euty inadvertently honks out a big grey gummy bear of a boogie in front of the next lady he finds attractive.
I read all the issues, but I get the impression that not very many other Dopers read it. I know you’re involved to some extent. Do you have any idea how many hits the site gets per issue?
Hmm, I’ve always liked Euty, and I have no desire to see him come to harm, but this dereliction of duty can not be overlooked.
OTOH a frustrated Scylla is an amusing Scylla.
How can I get both these birds with a single stone? Hmm light bulb. Yea… Sticks a small pin in each of the doll’s hands, right below the joint for the index finger
Bwah ha ha! A little negative feedback for Euty AND a reason to further postpone the publication of Teemings and thereby frustrate Scylla. Typing with those hand cramps will be nigh on impossible!
