PUT ZE CANDLE BACK!
[singing/]If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion fits?[/singing]
PUTTTTTTTTTIN’ ON THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZZZZZZ!!!
DCF
THAT’S THE FACT, JACK!
NOBODY STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN!
IT’S IN THE HOLE! IT’S IN THE HOLE!
a Bill Murray Trifecta. Sweet.
FIRE BAD!
I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!!!
Hell, I knew that if I insulted another Christian-tinged web site that God would send a plague of one Christian down on me. And yet I did it anyway! When will I ever learn? 
Welcome to Dopeville, Eutychus52!
Besides, I’m not sure I like Euty’s real web site, either. I mean, if you look at the top of it, you’ll see an animated GIF with Unca Cecil obviously groping the dunce’s breasts on the way up to smack him. For some reason that leaves me with an uncomfortable tingling sensation (not unlike the one I got the first time I watched “KIDS Incorporated” when I was 12) that I’m not ready to deal with yet. :eek:
SkipMagic, never underestimate the power of your words. You should see the spike in traffic to my site since your post. I just had to see why.
You should have used http://www.Eutychus.org. Mine is quite “tame” in comparison.
IT’S THE LEGENDARY BLACK BEAST OF AAAGH!
RUNNNNNN AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
DCF
LISTEN UP YOU PRIMATIVE SCREWHEADS, THIS IS BY BOOOM-STICK!!
I FEEL THE NEED…
THE NEED FOR SPEED!
HI-KEEBA!
Hmmmm?
WWWWWIIIIIILLLLMMMMAAAA!!!
and maybe, just to add some more hyper…
HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!
FEED ME!
Feed me aaaaalll night long!