You left out that only two registers were open (one for express - 12 items or less only (IT SHOULD BE ‘FEWER’ DAMN IT)) and both of those have only one person working them - no one is bagging groceries; the floor hadn’t been swept in a month; the muzak is playing a cheesy version of “Shake Your Booty”; all of the pre-packaged salads are a week past their expiration date; someone dropped a jar of salsa in aisle three and no one’s cleaned it up yet (careful, there’s broken glass everywhere); all of the milk cartons are leaking and there’s an inch of milk on the dairy shelves; they’re out of New York Super Fudge Chunk (all that’s left is Lime Sherbert); you forgot your coupons and your grocery list; no, I don’t want to try a sample of Jerkos Imitation Smoked Turkey Bacon; the woman with three toddlers (all screaming for a different brand of cereal) is going in the opposite direction from you and will coming at you head-on 'til you leave; a package of razor blades now costs $6.00; and, you’ve got to stand in the never-moving line behind the fat, sweaty, smelly construction worker who’s butt crack is showing.
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was a thread about Food Lion.
As far as I’m concerned the line that reads ‘originated in The Netherlands’ is a crock. Slander. A slur. Any Dutchman who can write in English on that level is way too educated not to vomit spontaneously when reading or composing crap like this. Remember, religion is for the stupid. To decide what’s right and wrong all by yourself requires a brain.
Greetings from Holland. Please ignore the outcome of our last general election. That’s what you get for having a democracy, I’m afraid.
Obviously, the above complaint about stigamatic bagboys should read “Heaven’s”, not “Heven’s”. Their breaded lamb of God chops are pretty good, though.
Warnas, this forum is neither GD, where one can debate the merits of religion, nor is it the Pit, where one can insult others to one’s heart’s content.
Hmmm…I’m new, but I would just like to comment on the type A-ness and organizational skills of you people. I like this forum. There are rules here that everyone is intelligent enough to follow by themselves. It seems you’d scare off any trolls just by the looks of a few messages. It’s kind of sad that many of you don’t agree with religion, though. I might post something about that in the right forum.
Oh. I thought he might have been comparing it to his own comedic efforts. Tacky, tacky, tacky. But your interpretation is much more reasonable. That’s the spirit I’ll take his comment in.