Why do people keep sending me these things? Well, I mean, they only do it once, but why do they do it in the first place? I just got this from a friend-of-a-fried:
So I sent him this back and–this is the important part!–hit “reply all.”
You know, your post just reminded me that the words “Jesus’ name” in Hebrew enumerates to 666. I love that. Carry on.
“friend-of-a-fried”: does that mean said person’s brain is fried or that this is someone who likes potato pieces cooked in oil, or …
Bwah-ha-ha!
Eve is a funny person.
Or you can use this reply:
Erm, if there isn’t then I won’t find out anything when I die, that’ll be it … I’m over-thinking this, aren’t I? Again?
Some dude’s wager comes to mind.
Eve, you rock.
Unless you just wake up in a big, empty place… “Hulllooo… anyone here…?”
Vacca sancta, Eva in Deum non credat? Qui scivit? :rolleyes:
…which is why I spend my days sacrificing virgins and offering up their still beating heart, rather then wasting my time in that computer programming class.
I mean…what does it mean to live your life as though there’s a god? I’m guessing what the writer thinks is that it means to live as though life had meaning, and to be moral (according to what they’ve decided those things mean). But you don’t need god to live that way.
I think it means annoying all your friends by sending them obnoxious email messages to remind them that they’re destined for hell. Of course, the fact that God doesn’t strike his followers down for doing that sorta makes me suspect he doesn’t exist. After all, historically speaking, he’s smote people for a lot less.
In other words, “I have my doubts about this whole God thing, too, but I’ll fool him into thinking otherwise, just in case.”
I would rather live my life as if there isn’t a God, and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life as if there is, and die to find out there isn’t.
“Holy cow, Eve doesn’t believe in God? What’s next?”
How did I do it? I just ran it through Babelfish Latin to English translator. 
Bah. You and your technology. I relied on my two years of high school Latin.
And I still couldn’t remember what “scivit” was :(.
“Jesus is coming. Look busy.”
Ooh, now I want someone to send me that glurge!
Whenever people tell me they believe in God because it’s better to believe and find out you were wrong, than not believe and find out you were wrong, or some variant of that logic, I point out to them that they better live like every other religion is right too then, because if they are wrong about those then they will be sorry won’t they? Any belief that says you must believe in certain God or gods or whatever or face eternal punishment must be followed Just In Case by that logic.
Note: I do believe in God, but not because of the Just In Case theory, and I think that is the stupidest reason to believe in anything.
Silly you, there’s no Latin to English Babelfish. I just guessed what it said based on a) minimal knowledge of Latin (Catholic school) and b) I speak Spanish and a bit of Italian. It was easy to “guess”.
Shouldn’t “Qui scivit?” mean “who knew?”?