Even if I could afford to do it, I would not...

Even if I could afford to do it, I would not live in a McMansion. They are ubiquitous here in central Illinois, and I find them annoying. They lack character, and to my mind they’re little more than status symbols. For a similar outlay of money, I could buy a spacious and beautiful older home in the city, with some character, which is exactly what I’d do.

Even if I could afford to do it, I would not stay at the Grand Floridian Resort & Spa at Walt Disney World. I love WDW more than anybody, but to me the GF is everything that Disney isn’t. WDW is fun and enjoyable; the GF looks stuffy and imposing. Genteel Victorian elegance just seems out of place at WDW. For a similar outlay of money, I could stay at the Polynesian, which is exactly what I’d do.

Even if I could afford to grocery shop without comparing prices and using coupons, I wouldn’t. For one thing, I think it’s kinda fun to find the best deals I can. For another thing, if we were rich, I’d simply track how much money I saved every week by shopping sales and using coupons (very easy to do-they put it right on the bottom of the receipt at my store) and donate that amount to a charity I like.

Even if I could afford to, I wouldn’t hire someone else to raise my kids. Sure, I’d hire someone to do the housework and similar drudgery. But I wouldn’t hire a nanny. I like raising my kids myself.

Oh, and I’m totally with you on the McMansion! I’d spend the same money (or less!) and buy a big old renovated farm house on a big plot of land in the country someplace.

Even if I won the Powerball tomorrow, I wouldn’t:
[ul]
[li]stop shopping for clothes at Goodwill[/li][li]buy a second car[/li][li]buy a McMansion (totally agreed - blech)[/li][li]eat fois gras[/li][/ul]

I like this topic. In general, I wouldn’t spend money on items I don’t actually need. I’d spend it on vacations, a cabin, my family, and my community (I listed these subconsciously - in order of selfishness, I guess).

I wouldn’t:

-Run for President. I’m too private a person.

-Quit working. Quit my job maybe, but I need to have a purpose I work towards.

-Have a bunch of hangers-on, a posse. I’m really turned off by that whole need for attention thing.

-Develop a hard-core drug addiction. I know my comfort levels and that sort of stuff scares the crap out of me.

-Own an expensive car. I just think I’d worry about it too much for it to be enjoyable.

I wouldn’t buy a flashy car. As long as it has AC, a radio, and gets good gas mileage, I couldn’t care less.

Buy jewelry. I like star sapphires, but big ropes of diamonds and pearls? Nah.

Quit my job
buy a big car
hire some-one to paint

I would hire someone to chauffeur my new Prius.

And to clean the top of the line paint off my top of the line brushes.

And to empty the dishwasher.

I wouldn’t buy those expensive ladies shoes. THey look uncomfortable, and anyone who would pay $400 for a pair of shoes is insane.

StG

Wait wait, is this one of those ‘I’m saying I wouldn’t, but that just means I really would’ kinda threads?

Cause if I were rich, I really REALLY wouldn’t vacation in the Bahamas. much.

I wouldn’t

Hire someone to clean my house. I don’t like having people in the house. I would hire someone to do my yard, though.

Live in a McMansion. They’re so cheaply made.

Live in any place too big to keep clean, for the aforementioned reason of not hiring someone to do it for me.

Quit working. I LOVE what I do, really. I’m blessed that way.

Live in a McMansion. I’d buy a house (instead of renting an apartment), but I’d want one that was older, with some charm and character and in need of cosmetic repairs (I can paint and hang dry-wall and stuff). And it wouldn’t be very big - there’s just me and the dog and cat.

Wear/buy expensive jewelry. I don’t like the look of yellow gold, so I wear silver only, and I’m not a big fan of gemstones. Plus, I’m clumsy, and I camp and hike a lot.

Buy very expensive clothing. I might change my shopping habits from thrift stores and Target to someplace with slightly better quality, but I can’t imagine doing the $500 jeans thing referred to in another thread.

What I would do:

Travel more.
Shop at Whole Foods more (I mean, it’s like a museum of food!)
Give to charity.
Volunteer more, with the free time I’d have by hiring a cleaning service ('cause I hate to clean, but I am kind of a neat freakish person).

I wouldn’t have LASIK. My feeling about this is 100% attributable to the fact that my dad lost the sight in one eye because of cataract surgery gone bad, but I won’t undergo voluntary eye surgery, even though I know lots of people who have had LASIK with wonderful outcomes.

And I’m with StGermain. Manolo Blahnik? Whuh?

I would buy a cottage on a lake. Maybe something bigger than a cottage, but definitely on a lake, not the ocean. Not for year-round living. A get-away kind of place. Because I have no interest in the resort thing, either.

I wouldn’t buy expensive jewelry, but I’d buy art! Wouldn’t a Dale Chihuly chandelier look fabulous in that lake cottage?

I wouldn’t let those nay-sayers talk me out of building a bowling alley in my house. :smiley:

I wouldn’t buy a bunch of cars I’d never use. One car and one motorcycle for each of us.

I wouldn’t…

Man this is tough.

I wouldn’t move. While I’d enlarge the place a bit, adding to the size of the MBR, including a MBR bath suite, bumping out the kitchen, and adding a deck, the woods and critters are too precious.

Heck-I went to grille some steaks on Saturday, late in the afternoon, and heard from the woods: hoo-hoo-OO-hoo-OO repeated. It didn’t matter that I couldn’t see the owl. Knowing it was there, that close, was enough.

I’m with you, up to the car part. If I’m insanely rich, I want a Lamborghini or Veyron to drive around a track I’ve had built.

Live in Manhattan. (Sorry but I fucking hate the place, beyond weekend visits)

Quit working. I might quit doing what I do now, but I wouldn’t perma-retire.

I also hope that I would not lose a sense of perspective and overindulge in materialism. I think I’d probably treat my family and friends before myself, but I would upgrade some stuff for sure (car, buy a pad in SF, slightly nicer clothes…though I don’t give much of a shit for Hermes or whatever, but hell yeah I’d buy a D & G dress).

I think I’ll have to work my entire life. If I were a zillionaire, I might quit my job and become a full-time philanthropist. But I can’t imagine just sitting on the sideline, doing nothing.

I *can * imagine myself doing it, easily, but I wouldn’t want to give that kind of example to my children. So I’d keep on working.

I wouldn’t want to hire live-in help (or whatever the euphamism is for"servants" these days). I wouldn’t mind someone coming by a couple of timesa a week to clean, but the thought of some stranger puttering around the house, day and night, creeps me out.

  • buy gold jewellery or diamonds.
  • buy prestigious brands of anything.
  • stay in expensive hotels when travelling.

I wouldn’t become a high roller or such even though I like a bet. I dislike casinos - I find them very much a boring place.

I would not want to go to Monaco or Aspen. Maybe just once, but that would be enough.

And I wouldn’t buy a pretentious large house.

When I did travel, I would travel first class. Just cause I could- even though it is really a waste of money.