Going to one this Friday night.
Never been to one before. What to do?
Don’t go; the invitation itself is the prank.
Or, are you lying, and the “the party’s a fake” the prank, and the party is actually real? And then when I miss it, I get pranked?
Go. Don’t go. Go. I’m frozen with prank fear.
I usually drink too much and play with the dog.
And that’s the real April Fool’s joke. It’s a hipster uber-meta 21st Century April Fools joke.
My birthday is April 1st. I’ve been invited to lots of April Fool’s Day parties.
Usually, I’m a no-show.
At my last April Fool’s party I got so drunk I blew chunks.
Yeah, but everybody does that sooner or later!
You don’t understand. Chunks is the host’s dog.
Beware.
When did April Fools parties become a thing? I am so tragically unhip…
Or am I being whooshed here? That’s a side effect of being tragically unhip.